livefree75 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Granted. You're severely allergic to latex and die.I wish for a fully immersive spaceflight sim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted, NASA recruits you for their hyper-realistic spaceflight training simulator, however, an unfortunate simulated piloting mistake cases a very real hull breach in the cabin. NASA, being very forward thinking, was kind enough to provide a real vacuum outside the cabin for added immersion.I wish for millions of skyscrapers to be built across the entire globe and connected via cables to allow for a near infinite building height as you are essentially building new artificial layers onto the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately you lacked the foundation to support such structures and it all collapsed in on itself.I wish the sun was a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted. You don't live to hear about it, therefore you can't be truly sure if it even happened.I wish the great attraction was much closer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted. However, your great attraction happens to be Sol, which was previously turned into a black hole. You stretch out like spaghetti and die.I want to have my wish remain uncorrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted but I don't do anythingi wish for a 20mm howitzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) Granted. Goodbye, physics!@Dman You do know what the great attraction is, right? Well, technically the attract"or", but that sounds improper to me.I wish I could comprehend the number of Planck distances the stretch across Ic11o1. Three octodectillion one hundred twenty five septendectillion. That's 3125000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, or 3.125 • 1057 Edited May 17, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That's not that big but you do co pretend it so you are canstoatly thinking about it.also I wish for a maverick jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted. You never wished that it worked, right?I wish people would get that the number listed below is more than half a googol. If that number were represented in megatons of force, it would be 2.25x stronger than an average supernova. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 And yet I tiny fraction of the total universe not the observable universe the Intire universe.i wish for a piece of cloth(it is also a tiny fraction of a googolplex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted. It is a tiny fraction of a googolplex, composed of only 53 atoms.I wish for game of life in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted, nanomachines programmed with game of life AI consume the Earth.I wish that 3-D maneuvering gear existed in a functional condition in the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, except now you get eaten by a Titan (can't have the invention without the purpose, no?)I wish we could turn off the sun at night Edited May 17, 2015 by Fel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Granted, but, it's always night somewhere..I wish for a sentient piece of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceLaunchSystem Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Granted, it's sentient, but it can't communicate in any way or do anything.I wish for a Fender Stratocaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacepetscompany Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Granted. It will be delivered to your current place of residence 43 seconds after the heat death of the universe.I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Granted... unfortunately it occurs only after we bulldoze Earth to make an intergalactic highway.I wish the positives would make their move already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Granted, the negatives stop them. I wish i could could spend a day with elon musk, tour the spacex factory and watch a dragon launch within the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Granted, but you're watching from underneath the launch platform and get... toasted...I wish for more overrides for the positives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacepetscompany Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Granted. The negatives override the overrides.I wish I was Elon Musk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ival70 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Granted. But now possessing the mind, memories and body of Elon Musk, you lose your former mind, memories and body, essentially resulting in the death of Spacepetscompany (or whoever you really are).I wish that I would always win any intentional gamble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Granted. Now no one will play with you.I wish true, genuine randomness actually existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Granted. It doesn't seem random, though. Like back in the late 2000's when fans of Apple complained that the Imusic app randomizer wasn't truely random (even though it was) and seemed to loop over and over again. Steve Jobs directed to development of a less random randomizer and more people thought it was truely random afterwards!I wish for the knowledge to building and flying planes in 1.0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Granted. You have the knowledge to build and fly the most efficient planes, and they are gorgeous at that. Your hands, however, are at a total discoordination with your brain, so you cannot build or fly any of them. Or pick up and manipulate anything. Oops.I wish my back would stop hurting (and nothing else started to hurt). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Granted. However, the painkillers used to make it stop hurting give you an addiction, rendering you a shaking, thoughtless blob unable to engage in your favorite activity: reverts!I wish you would tell me what you have in store, b/c you haven't been posting there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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