Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. Instead, random cat images invade your mind and take over your body.

I wish for infinitely divisible honey turkey portions.

[Ethanadams]

granted you get fat and die the end

i wish for invinability

[FireFaced]

Granted, but invinability isn't a thing, so nothing happens.

I wish for a non-corruptable corrupt wish.

[temporalExile]

Granted, but you shut down the wish-o-tron before the wish saves properly. When you boot it back up, you find that your wish is corrupted.

I wish for a bag of dog feces

[FireFaced]

Granted, but you eat it.

I wish for a non-corruptable corruptable wish.

[Astrofox]

Congrats, you got a corrupted [FATALERROR: your computer was hacked by Chuck Norris.] (corrupted overwrites non-corrupted material).

I wish something good happens to me.

[livefree75]

Granted, but you die before you get the news of the good thing...after you get news of an equally bad thing.

I wish everything would install correctly the first time.

[FireFaced]

Granted, but you never wished that, so PARADOX!

I wish this thread was cooler.

[Fel]

Granted, you are now banned from this thread for not being cool enough to post

I wish we had nuclear cars

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. Nuclear explosions everywhere.

I wish space was as easy as KSP.

[Deutherius]

Granted. Explosions are just as easy as in KSP.

I wish to have the power of telekinesis.

[Fel]

Granted, you can now move objects with your mind but you no longer have a corporal form

I wish for magic to be real

[Postron]

Granted. As someone whose name I don't remember once said, magic is but science we don't yet understand.

I wish I would understand.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. All of your childhood has been a lie.

I wish I would always lie. [Don't think about it!]

[Postron]

Granted. But you can't tell anyone since saying "I'm lying" would result in a paradox, so everyone hates you.

I wish I had better internet.

[Windspren]

Granted, but you bill becomes 10000 a day.

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted.

[Floppster]

Granted, basic logic is now twisted to fit your visions and as a result the universe ceases to exist.

I wish I never had to sleep again.

[Fel]

Granted... you die from insomnia

I wish the next person's wish will be uncorrupted

[FireFaced]

Granted.

I wish it was the 13th already.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. We are now in May 13 1922. Happy now?

I wish I had a sentient missile. Witty, comedic, adaptable, smart, and free.

[Tery215]

Granted, however it runs out of fuel and energy and is now inside of a weapons storage area, not being used.

I wish for a raygun.

[FireFaced]

Granted, but you shoot yourself.

I wish it was June 13th 2015 7AM.

[livefree75]

Granted. Between now and June 13, everyone wonders where you went, and eventually declares you dead. When you finally reappear, everyone thinks you are a zombie and kills you.

I wish I had a private tour of the ISS.

[Dman979]

Granted. It's so private that you're the only one on board. Eventually, you wait for the return capsule to arrive, but they don't know you're here. You starve to death, and your body is found floating in space. You become a snack, the one thing you didn't have on the ISS.

I wish for XKCD.

[Ferdoni]

Granted, but no one knows what it is so you will never actually get it..

I wish for a new version of KSP