Tery215 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Granted, you now know the square of how many bronies are dead. One can't be entirely sure that the square root is a positive number..I wish for less squishy meat. Edited July 1, 2015 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted, but now all of the meat in the world becomes stone hard and untasty......and humanity turns toward a vegetable-based diet, which in turn fuels Monsanto's GMO and weed spray business, which in turn gives the USA complete control of the world which in turn leads to an invasion by the Illuminati, but then Jebediah saves humanity using his RT-10 Solid rocket boosters, and the Kerbals become our overlords, having us to do rocket science for them... DUN DUN DUN. I wish for Jebediah kerman for president of USA 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 granted, Kerman Jebediah is and it has to say nothing on media before asking IBM-Watson and has to repeat exactly the same with always a delay of minimum 30second (no maximum) before answering anithing and repeat exactly what IBM-Watson told him to say. Also for the fun IBM-Watson is renamed Fyreflare because it always made me smile kindly when reading him/her in the forum.I wich i don't miss fyreflare around here more often that it may appear, and don't like like all human being to chit chat about this or that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted, you don't miss Fyreflare because you forgot about xer.I wish to speak with Kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted. You now speak and understand Kerbish(?) and have the opportunity to talk to you crew. They endlessly complain about your ship designs, the lack of a KSC swimming pool, the long boring interplanetary transits, and that time when you forgot the parachutes again.I wish for the legalization of... <checking-forum-rules>... something specific in my country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted... it is now legal to deport people who do something specific to Antarctica where they can keep their body warmth by inhaling fumes.I wish I was the supreme ruler of Earth, and ruled over all in my impregnable floating city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-STRK Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted. Your impregnable floating city happens to be (insert name of joke punch-line city in your country here). Enjoy (insert name of joke punch-line city in your country here)!I wish for Emma Watson..........Yeah, this won't end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted, but shes deadI wish for a harpoon cannon. (like the ones used to hunt whales) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally harpoon your knee.I wish for a fat, GMO-ridden Burger King Burger. Those things taste kinda good actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted. The Russian Mafia slipped uranium into the part of a certain cow that just happened to be put into your burger. Yeah... GLWT. (Good luck with that.)I wish it wasn't 1:26 AM right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted. It's (You got rid of that extension, remember?) Oh, I totally did. Great, so... I guess it's left?I wish I could've kept my timestamp to conventional time conversion extension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 granted, but we're all at the mercy of some pan-dimensional being who time warps regularly and reverts our lives to previous states without our knowledge.I wish I had a Babel fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted, but its dead.i wish i had a knife that is sharp enought to slice a stone, but cant cut human flesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 So, you want a metaphasic scalpel? Granted, you now own a scalpel that cannot cut living organic material but can cut petrified organic material.Unfortunately this is alien technology which, in turn, means you are now an alien being held in a secret government facility and being subjected to numerous inhuman tests.I wish Star Trek (TOS and TNG) was a documentary from the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted. It's in Spanish.I wish that my model railroad's power supply hadn't fried from accidentally running without my knowledge in 2011. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) Granted. Here's your mandatory red shirt. Oh, and your username? Totally offensive to any Klingon, ane they know where you live.I wish I knew - for certain, with proof - whether P equals NP.Granted. it did so in 2009.I wish I hadn't just been ninja'ed. Edited July 2, 2015 by heng I'd like to file a formal complaint: my wish for the ability to post stuff without having to edit it has not been granted. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted, instead you get Slice'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 ERROR: NO WISH DETECTED. RESTARTING SYSTEM.I wish my iPod touch could record in 60FPS. (probably a setting on it somewhere to do that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 ok, but while recording at 60fps it goes over 600°ci wish for a universe reboot button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Granted. Here's your mandatory red shirt. Oh, and your username? Totally offensive to any Klingon, ane they know where you live.I wish I knew - for certain, with proof - whether P equals NP.I would like to make this the official granting of my wish, given the ninja didn't actually grant my wish... unless the claim is that the future is now in Spanish.I also hate that ....ipedia misrepresents the problem and obviously 13 year olds skimming abstracts of academic papers don't understand the REAL problems (Nor the reporters/bloggers who use ....ipedia as a source.) SSL will fall, but everyone knows SSL has more vulnerabilities than guano (SSL is "better than nothing security" not "real" security; the public key, being derived from the private key, has been used many times to derive the private key... and if you get a CA's key (they have been cracked before) then it is game-over.) Everything else is complete misrepresentations of the truth and ignores the problems of multiple solutions, non-linear memory requirements, and probable necessity to solve for all solutions (hence leading to non-finite time / memory requirements which can be "solved" but creates other problems.)ok, but while recording at 60fps it goes over 600°ci wish for a universe reboot buttonGranted, the "reboot" button is the big crunch which leads to a second big bang... unfortunately that also means it kills everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I would like to make this the official granting of my wish, given the ninja didn't actually grant my wish... unless the claim is that the future is now in Spanish.Granted, however the conditions of the wish make a time paradox.I wish that saying "slash" would presuppose an admin command, and saying "Function 3" toggles debug information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Granted, but because of an accident, somebody slash shutdowns the universe.I wish for this wish to be wished by the wishing washer of wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Granted! The wish is greasy.I wish for fried chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Granted. Fried with rocket exhaust.I wish for 1 of those warheads you got on those battlecruisers. I'll give you one of mine in return! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Granted. It has no plasma propellant in it, so you have to fill it yourself.I wish to sprinkle onion powder on somebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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