Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ComradeWolfe]

Granted, but it's because you two were the only users aside from an overzealous moderator who completely changes you comments to always be agreeable to one another without your knowledge.

I wish I could have a more consistent sleep schedule.

[WinkAllKerb'']

grante' ; you just meet tse tse, but hey ; hey ... .. . now you know what"s tse tse no mean 'i' at zll . .. ...

i wish thing coulp be the same ever and ever and ever & ever a gain(s)[the§a]{z} ***sick***

Edited August 7, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''

[cziken20]

Your wish is so badly created, that it does nothing.

I wish i had super perception.

[ComradeWolfe]

Granted. The immensity of all you now can understand is so much that you can do nothing but curl in to the fetal position, screaming at the agony of your insignificance.

I wish I had a deeper voice.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. Infrasound.

Although I have an unnaturally deep voice, I wish I could reach at least a low F. All I can do is A.

[InterCity]

Granted. It causes sore throat for two days every time you speak lower then low A.

I wish for free unlimited EVE: Online access for myself.

[livefree75]

Granted. The price goes waaaaaay up for everyone else, so no one but you plays it.

I wish that I could gain energy from photosynthesis, as well as eating food.

[EdusacconBR]

granted,but you get poisoned while gaining energy

I wish i had SRB fuel

[Kinglet]

Granted, and it's burning.

I wish I could interact with a single neutrino.

[cziken20]

Granted. But nothing happens.

I wish i was 19 years old.

[Admiral-Helwyr]

Granted: But you now have the worst and most painful case of Acne ever Recorded on the planet Earth.

I wish for this to be post #11111.

Edited August 9, 2015 by Admiral-Helwyr
change "comment" to "post"

[TrainEngie]

Granted. It's post #9001.

I wish to drift.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. You drift off road and off a bridge.

I wish I could make the necessary noises to speak in biotronics.

[Sampa]

Granted, but that's ALL,you can speak so noone else,understands a word,you say.

I wish xan and i could meet each other in person.

[ComradeWolfe]

Granted, but having never met before in person you guys pass by without ever recognizing each other.

I wish I had a pet roomba.

[cziken20]

Granted. But since i misheard you, its Arumba, and he minmaxes you (2 points for people who understood that)

I wish i could speak kerbal fluently.

[ComradeWolfe]

Granted, but you can only speak it backwards...

I wish I could speak fluent Spanish.

[EdusacconBR]

granted, but its the only language u can speak now

i wish my minmus base didnt forced my fps to freeze at 25

[Kinglet]

Granted. It forces it to freeze at 2 FPS.

I wish for more Chciken colors.

[EdusacconBR]

granted, now 'Chciken' also dominated the world

i wish all computers in the world were lag free

[Kinglet]

Granted. Now they are all plagued by registry bugs.

I wish for rof hsiw I

[EdusacconBR]

granted detnarg

i wish i could communicate with birds

[Kinglet]

Granted. You become the arch nemesis of birdking.

I wish for doves.

[EdusacconBR]

Granted

I wish i had the ability to shift into any bird

[Tery215]

Granted. You turn into a dinosaur and are captured.

I wish to turn into a cat, so as to kill birds.