EdusacconBR Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, its made of cardboard and kerosenei wish i was bulletproof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted. I light you on fire. Lacking the ability to put you out of your misery, you die a horrible death.I wish for a living, good, cheap lawyer who can win cases and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted but you can only use him once.I wish for no wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 granted, something bad you didnt wished for happensi wish dman stopped wishing lawyers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted, that wish is already corrupt.I wish to wish for wishception so I can wish for wishes that are wishes about more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted, but most of them don't come true, and the ones that do are corrupt anyway.I wish for a reusable, living, good, cheap lawyer who can win cases and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle 1 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted, but most of them don't come true, and the ones that do are corrupt anyway.I wish for a reusable, living, good, cheap lawyer who can win cases and get me money back while making me look good.granted….but sense the definition of good is vauge…..its that girl from legally blond.I wish for a million bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted but it's all forged.I wish for stock 100m parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted but they are non-usable test subjects.I wish for no wish that results in nothing happening from said wish because the wish cancels it self out cause a null wish which causes the wish to be nothing, returning the wish into a exact state as previously wished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted, there is no wish.I wish to wish for a who sceptics that will create more wishes that cancel out the wishception reducing it to become a wish paradox which then results in more null wishes kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted, but the wishful skeptical causes hyprocirisy so they have to go deeper than null wishes and head inside the blood wishes which are 5 wishes inside a wish with a sack of pig blood as acceptence, the blood wish is viewed as illegal in all countries so you are tried as a criminal for knowing bloodwishes wish causing the null wishes to dissapiate and destroy the blood wish, causing to revert back to the previous state before the wish causing to wish again and get stuck an repeating cycle of null wishes and blood wishes and jail.I wish Imperial System was the standard measurement system of the globe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuansenhama Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted. But everyone knows you made this wish and you will be unwelcome everywhere but in the USA.I wish the USA used the metric system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Granted. Everybody else in the USA only knows the Imperial System. Hilarity ensues.I wish for a reusable, living, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, who can win cases and get me money back while making me look good. Edited October 3, 2015 by Dman979 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 granted, but he is injured and cant worki wish ISS exploded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, but you are the only one on it.I wish for a non-injured, reusable, living, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, who can win cases and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelixander Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) Granted, however he recently was caught in a compromising position,and lost his license.I wish for stable cold fusion. Edited October 4, 2015 by Aelixander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 granted, results in cats that will destroy the worldi wish dman lawyers died, ALL OF THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Granted. You get no trial.I wish for more RAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 granted, 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of ram, and its corrupted tooi wish number war thing was closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, I start a letter war.I wish for a licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, who can win cases and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, he is also imaginaryi wish i had a mi-24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. I wish for a real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, can win cases, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. But you only get them for a week.I wish we all finally had a clear, true answer as to who did 9/11. This annoys me IRL as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. But you only get them for a week.I wish we all finally had a clear, true answer as to who did 9/11. This annoys me IRL as well.Granted. It was you.I wish to be a potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. You get turned into Tater Tots.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, can win cases, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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