Dman979 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted. It gets overthrown in the Great Kerbal Workers Revolution.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, will win cases when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, hes deaf and cant listen to youi wish i had a buran + energia booster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibuckshot5 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it has no fuel.I wish for an awesome animation Edited October 6, 2015 by ibuckshot5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 granted, but it never stops. Ever. It keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and goingI wish I was a fly on a wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, but you get squashed...I wish a thing would happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineCone Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 And, that thing is a vampire invasion.I wish for cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibuckshot5 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, but they are zombie cats that bite you. You get infected.I wish for a pegasus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. He kicks you.Granted, hes deaf and cant listen to youActually, I speak Sign Language IRL, no joke. So try again.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, will win cases when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 All illegal activity disappears, for reasons, and so all courts of law are abolished.I wish for KER to be stockified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 All illegal activity disappears, for reasons, and so all courts of law are abolished.I wish for KER to be stockified.Granted, but they are out of stock, so you have to wait.You didn't grant me my wish, though!I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, will win cases when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but they are out of stock, so you have to wait.You didn't grant me my wish, though!I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, will win cases when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good.Fine, Granted. Too bad all illegal activity disappears, for reasons, and so all courts of law are abolished.I wish for all mods to be integrated into stock KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. KSP is taken over by EA, and the mods become DLC.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. The Government bids you money to get rid of him because you use him so much. You accept, and now both the general population as well as that lawyer all hate you.I wish for no school or work after elementary, other than collage. (No middle school, no high school, no job.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, you fail your education miserably and never pass collage.I wish to WishCeption Dman into believing that lawyers don't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rath Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but law collapses and you get shot by looters.I wish I had friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but law collapses and you get shot by looters.I wish I had friends.Granted. Their gerbils because you can't afford anything better.I wish to have my cat back - - - Updated - - -Nvm what i just said. This. Was my kitty I'm talking about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibuckshot5 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. The cat is still partially dead.I wish Betelgeuse would explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. Your DVD player blows up.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. He hates you personally and tries to evade you however possible, thus not allowing you to use his service.I wish for a positive iron molecule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. You get ONE positive Iron molecule. It reacts with Oxegen, and gives you Fe2OI wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, likes me, will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. He hates you for constant lawyer posts.I wish Dman would stop it with the lawyer stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but you explode so you no longer need a lawyer.I wish I could buy as much not bitter chocolate as I want for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. All the chocolate companies go out of business because they are not making a profit.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, likes me (and will continue to), will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. Darth Vader destroys him in sheer frustration that you keep making lawyer posts. Seriously, stop.I wish Dman would stop with the lawyer posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but he (probably) will keep making lawyer posts.I wish for a computer with a petabyte of RAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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