UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but he (probably) will keep making lawyer posts.I wish for a computer with a petabyte of RAM.Granted. NASA takes it, putting it on the ISS.I wish hsiw I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. Hi swish wi.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, immortal, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, speaks the same language as me, likes me (and will continue to), will win cases in civil law when I ask him to, gets me money back, makes me look good, and will remain my lawyer in perpetuity.Yes, I will continue making lawyer posts until it cannot be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. I can't think of a way to corrupt that.I wish for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. He lives on Mars. His name is Mark Watney. And there is no Hermes to save him.I wish I had a pet monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. It drops.I wish for water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but it's a type you don't like.EDIT IGNORE THATGranted but it's filled with bacteria. I wish for a recovery spaceship to get a computer back from the ISS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. Have fun keeping your cup of water away from California.I wish I could teleport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but the chutes for the pod containing the computer from the ISS fail to properly deploy. You now own scrap metal.I agree with a previous post. I would like a pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. It falls on the floor.I wish for clean water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but the tank it came in breaks, so you lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, so you don't get it.I wish for clean water in a sturdy tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. The water is in the sturdy tank. The water's source is the parking lot run-off of your local Wal-Mart.I wish for a deep dish chicago style pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. It falls in a deeper hole.So long as it's clean!I wish for clean water in a sturdy tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 what's the wish for clean water? Granted. A bottle of perrier - with grapefruit juice magically appears on your desk...I wish the grading would stop... the papers...they keep coming in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but instead the papers come out so paper just keeps coming out of you.I wish I had unlimited ham and cheese crepes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. People get tired of you yelling "HAM IT UP!" and kill you.I wish that everyone had access to clean water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but it's everyone but you.I wish I had unlimited rhubarb pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 granted, they are all poisonedi wish dman stuff was all taken by the lawyer he wished, but instead, he is evil, hates dman and will kill him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. However, you cannot contradict a previous wish. My lawyer still likes me, and gives me my stuff back.I wish that everyone (myself included) has free access to clean drinking water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 granted, but now theres no food, no seeds, nothing, the planet is a ball of clean water, theres no air to breathi wish the moon exploded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Granted but a chunk of moon rock hits earth and causes a dinosaur sized mass extinction. I wish I could shapeshift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Graanted, but you can only shapeshift into invertebraes with no access to your original form.I wish that everybody, including me, stopped forgetting to add their own wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Granted. See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Granted but the curse has broken. I wish for a Bigboy, Mause, Yamato, Saturn V combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanBros Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Granted. All combined in a big piece of debris.I wish a time machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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