livefree75 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Granted. They say, "Hey let's test a nuke and see how other countries react!"I wish that I was more social. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, everyone hates you.I wish to complete the Jool 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, but sdj64 disappears so your entry isn't added to the list.I wish I could eat a whole jar of biscuits everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaran K'erman Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, but that is ALL you get to eat each day, every day, for the rest of your life.I wish I had more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketfeline Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted. But they are all corrupted wishes!I wish for a easier way to build tanks in KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, they blow up before you load themI wish for an awesome fighter for FAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, but it has no landing gear.I wish for a safe RTG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketfeline Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted. The isotope has a low amount of heat and energy.I wish for WW2 to end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, the Nazis won.I wish for wishes to wish about wishing for wishes while I wish for wishes that are about wishes for wishing for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketfeline Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted. Your brain explodes.I wish for more science for the science god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, but the science god creates a science singularity which socks up all of the science in the world, leaving us without any science.I wish for all wish granting entities to interpret my wishes in a way that benefits me in any situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Granted. A random guy comes of to you and says, whilst slapping you, DENIEDI wish for the ultimate wishception, powerful enough to destroy the Kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) challenge accepted good sir/madam.The easiest way of granting your wish for wish-ception is to wish for a paradox and subsequently wish for said paradox to be unequivocally resolved. For example: you wish for the statement "I always lie" to be factually true.This obviously violates basic logic, but because your wish made it true, logic is no longer applicable in the sense that we know it. Because logic is no longer applicable, causality is also no longer a restraint on reality.Therefore, wishing for wish-ception is no longer a requirement for wish-ception to occur.Because wish-ception now no longer has any prerequisites, it will occur instantly and at all times at once.If wish-ception occurs instantly and at all times at once, it means it already happened an infinite number of times before you actually wished for wish-ception and will occur an infinite number of times after you wish for wish-ception.But if this is the case and wish-ception always instantaneously occurs all the time, we can consider it to be the default state of being for everything everywhere.If that is the case, from a standpoint within wish-ception (which is everywhere), wish-ception is not noticeable or measurable in any way and therefore can be assumed not to exist at all.Therefore, your wish for wish-ception is not actually granted, even though it is granted.I hope this was wish-ception-y enough for you I wish for nothing at all. Edited October 21, 2015 by Cirocco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Granted, you have no body.I wish for voice actors to join the animated series I'm working on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Granted, they hate you. I wish for another WishCeption, one that can be preformed infinitely, and will occur all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Granted, but in order to perform infinite WishCeptionâ„¢ in an infinitely small amount of time, they must be faster than the speed of light, causing you to be trapped in an infinite time loop.I wish that neutrinos could travel faster than the speed of light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) granted, but so do you. And you can't stop,I wish for the greatest nerf dart gun in existence, complete with endless darts. Edited October 22, 2015 by Dark Junior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Granted, it's lethal and you kill everything and everyone you care for.I wish for WishCeptionTM that can preform its own wishception efficiently enough to make another WishCeption that can divide by zero, allowing regular humans to use my WishCeption to make their own WishCeption for FTL WishCeption powered travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Honestly, I have no idea what that means. Granted, but everyone still doesn't understand.I wish for the ability to pause and unpause time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Granted, but you lose a limb each time.(Evil thwarting next user mode engaged)I wish for Futurama to be revived again right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Your wish has been granted, but Disney has picked up the rights and is combining Futurama and Aquanauts into one show.I wish for another two liter of diet coke in the fridge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, but you find out it's actually Pepsi (muahahaha).I wish for infinite money that I can spend on anything I want and nobody is suspicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, the world ends wars, unite as one, and make a new currency. Your money is Nulled.I wish for what I wished last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Your wish is granted but it is a temporary victory. The "As Seen on TV" company sues you for infringing on their copyright...I wish not to see SpaceplaneAddict's wacky wish again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, your blind I wish for the ultimate Kerbal destroying, Kraken killing, Black Hole anihilating, rocket erasing...WishCeption, trademark of AddictionAeroworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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