Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Granted, it appears to be compatable with no channel or signal in existence.

 

 

I wish for moar SSTO skillz.

[Greenhornet553]

Granted, your skills in everything else disappears.

 

I wish for the knowledge to make an SSTO that doesn't get stranded in Low Kerbin Orbit.

[cubinator]

Granted, it uses an excess of SRBs and thus gets itself stranded on an escape trajectory from the Sun every time it launches.

I wish I could create a negative mass field. 

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Granted, you somehow absorb it and become massless. You now float in space, even rogue asteroids with minuscule micro gravity can change your course with the effect of over 7km/s, let alone planets and stars

 

 

I wish I could manage to sleep in and actually feel well rested

Edited January 2, 2016 by SpaceplaneAddict

[Bubbadevlin]

Granted, you will sleep until the year 2050, then feel so good you will run a marathon in your underwear.

I wish for no lag in KSP

[LaytheDragon]

Granted, everything moves too fast and it is too challenging to control your crafts. Even your 1,000 ton extremely slow Eve rover takes a tumble and explodes due to a lack of precision even after clicking caps lock.

I wish to have an infinite-wish yielding genie.

[TrainEngie]

That is illegal you know.

 

I wish to meet a cute girl.

[Rdivine]

You meet her and her boyfriend.

 

I wish to go to space one day.

[ZentroCatson]

Granted, you're on a suborbital hop that lasts only one minute in space.

I wish for [REDACTED].

Edited January 4, 2016 by ZentroCatson

[cubinator]

Granted, on the condition that the government may imprison you and torture you until you give them the redacted information. Then they will keep torturing you for a year afterwards.

I wish there were cloud-sized swarms of flying bioluminescent squid in the upper troposphere, which lived the entirety of their lives in the sky and eat smaller birds who eat tiny flying algae.

[Ya_Boi_Assault]

Granted, but slowly the squid start taking a liking to human flesh and then start attacking humans

 

I wish for Ace Combat 7 to come out already. 

[LaytheDragon]

Granted, you receive a 20% complete game full of a few great missions, unrealistic flying aircraft carriers shaped like manta rays, a-flying-aircraft-carrier-shaped-like-a-manta-ray-load of bugs, and more flying aircraft carriers from Ace Combat 6, meant to fill the other missing 80% of the game (basically the latter 80% of the game becomes a metal manta ray turkey shoot, only the turkeys have graphics equivalent to those in Ace Combat 6). You destroy/delete your copy of the game after seeing it's horror.

I wish for the existence of a personal modern-day-answering-machine-sentience-bearing infinite-wish granting answering machine for myself.

[KerBlam]

Granted but it contains the soul of a hipster so you may only make biodynamic reiki aura chakra/ soy latte wishes, and it will complain. a lot. About everything. All the time. Also it only responds if you call it daddy.

I just want a beer.

 

Edited January 8, 2016 by KerBlam
English are dificult

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Too bad.

(See, to corrupt a wish, just deny them )

 

I want to execute a PERFECT Dres mission, pretty please?

[ZentroCatson]

Granted, but you find out Dres is so boring that you turn it into a PERFECT Duna mission.

I wish something like the force from Star Wars would exist in real life.

 

[justidutch]

It does, but nobody has any Midichlorians in them to wield it, especially you.

 

I wish eating a Snickers bar was healthy.

[cubinator]

Granted, however the company that makes Snickers bars secretly makes all other foods poisonous and takes over the world by monopolizing the food industry, then becomes Big Brother.

I wish Minmus had a waffle cone to go with it.

[TopHeavy11]

Wish granted, but it tastes like 70 year spoiled mint ice cream, and the waffle cone tastes like the ice cream.

 

 

I wish that all evil and wrong-doing would begone from the Universe and we lived in an endless state of well-being and prosperity.

Edited January 8, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Granted, everyone gets bored because of no action, and all die.

 

I wish to have the modding skills to make Dres be more widely liked by the whole KSP community. 

[Sanic]

2 hours ago, SpaceplaneAddict said:

Granted, everyone gets bored because of no action, and all die.

 

I wish to have the modding skills to make Dres be more widely liked by the whole KSP community. 

Granted, but Dres quickly gets abandoned again for being too mainstream.

I wish Dres existed in real life.

Edited January 9, 2016 by Sanic

[ChrisSpace]

4 hours ago, Sanic said:

I wish Dres existed in real life.

Granted, its called Ceres.

I wish I had a Death Note (without accidentally writing my name into it).

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted, now you can begin playing Death Metal.

 

I wish for bacon.

[WinkAllKerb'']

nope you get this link instead.

I wish you're not someone curious.

Edited January 9, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted, I am now Definitive, you are now unimportant.

 

I wish you weren't invisible.

[WinkAllKerb'']

nope, memory and idea will grow per neurons and genetics whatever this is over human lifespan. But fish try time to time to find a workaround. they are amusing not much more as long as they are cute fish or usefull fish for the whole system balance.

I wish my earth machina will cease to work properly in a very long time. (edit: i mean heart but i m dislexic a littl' sorry)

Edited January 9, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''