0111narwhalz Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Granted, but now you're blind to all but tachyons. I wish for negative energy densities to be achievable on a meaningful scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Negative energy densities are now achievable on a meaningful scale. This, surprisingly, does next to nothing to the universe. Mankind thinks that it has its path to the stars paved for it. However, negative energy densities turn out to be afraid of humans, and decide to hide inside of jupiter. Which is never seen again. I wish for a fish that doesn't kill me or ruin my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I wish to go to Dres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Granted, but without a space suit I wish to be a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 You become a cat, but lose a person-like qualities, meaning you are just a house cat and nothing more. I wish that my grades didn't sink through the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Granted. They now take the floor with them as they sink rapidly, and you fall to the center of Earth. I wish for a space-grade rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Granted. You receive someone's pet dog named "Rover". He's in a space suit. I wish for work to end soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Work is cancelled when a small black hole zips past the Moon, sending it on an impact trajectory with Earth. Both shatter into molten globs of rock which become a debris field. I wish I could control where the clouds go. Edited March 30, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 unable to process : "NULL" I wish school was cancelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Joshwoo69 said: unable to process : "NULL" I wish school was cancelled. School is cancelled when a small black hole zips past the Moon, sending it on an impact trajectory with Earth. Both shatter into molten globs of rock which become a debris field. I wish I could control where the clouds go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjp1050 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted. Unfortunately, though you control where clouds go, you do not control where lightning strikes, and you vaporize yourself. I wish someone would quote this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Mjp1050 said: Granted. Unfortunately, though you control where clouds go, you do not control where lightning strikes, and you vaporize yourself. I wish someone would quote this post. granted. but you will have to pay someone IRL a drink* I wish for someonw to read the small text. *terms and conditions apply. the drink must be more than $1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjp1050 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted. I read the small print. And I shall ignore it. Have some water. I wish my spaceplanes would actually reach orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Granted, but you have no fuel left once you actually get there. I wish I could have more money to buy games with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Granted, but it's in Dolphinese currency. I wish clouds and light pollution wouldn't be so common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Granted, But you *may* have to move to Pluto. Transport costs not provided. Food not provided. Functional spacecraft *may be provided. Warranty void if spacecraft exposed to space. Chances of spontaneous combustion are a bit below the 50/50 mark. Blah Blah Blah Blah... I wish that we would JUST GO TO MARS ALREADY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Granted, but you get stuck on Mars and have to science the um... Excretements... Out of it to grow potatoes. i wish that my wish gets horribly corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Granted, but we forget to bring life support during our rush. I wish I had my own Warframe. http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Warframes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Granted, but an April fools joke blows it up. I wish the mods review stuff sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Granted, but they review it for longer. I wish for more time on spring break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Granted, but for spring break every day you must break something. i wish my wish gets horribly corrupted. (Experimenting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) Granted. (Hey, you were asking for a paradox!) I wish for all moon-landing denialists to be brought to a nice, big, self-sustaining moon colony where they can live comfortably listening to Carl Sagan's calm voice and exploring in rovers and EVAs until they realize the moon really does exist, Earth is a sphere, and there is an unimaginable number of totally unknown worlds out there and it's awesome. Edited April 2, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Umm... Granted but um... The stuff gets horribly corrupted?... i wish that rubics cube turn into spheres and that my wishes get horribly corrupted. (More experiments... For science!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, max_creative said: Umm... Granted but um... The stuff gets horribly corrupted?... i wish that rubics cube turn into spheres and that my wishes get horribly corrupted. (More experiments... For science!) Granted, and your wish gets corrupted by this: The 3 dimensions collapse into a 2 dimensional universe making every exising form of life dissapear (and rubiks cubes), then a black hole swallows everything and it ends and your wish gets corrupted by this: The 3 dimensions collapse into a 2 dimensional universe making every exising form of life dissapear (and rubiks cubes), then a black hole swallows everything and it ends and your wish gets corrupted by this: The 3 dimensions collapse into a 2 dimensional universe making every exising form of life dissapear (and rubiks cubes), then a black hole swallows everything and it ends and your wish gets corrupted by this:... (Paradox, I think) Wish I could fly a real airplane by controlling the plane on KSP, and I wish my wish gets corrupted because I wish my wish get corrupted because... Edited April 2, 2016 by Q-ver KSP mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Granted, but after plane crashes rise by 90%, people stop using airlines I wish for a bagel with cream cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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