Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Felsmak]

Granted, but you have to pay for the replacement of all physical Google signs.

I wish for an energy shield that will protect me from chobit-389's grandpa.

Edited April 20, 2013 by Felsmak

[chobit-389]

Granted, but it doesn't effect kinetic energy and you get beaten to death by the old man wield a set of bagpipes

I wish for all my gramp's seats back thank you very much, he's a WWII vet and almost 90 years old, he shouldn't be standing for too long xD

[Felsmak]

Granted. I don't want to hurt an old man, though, so I'll just paint them in his least favorite color.

I wish for a pencil.

[chobit-389]

Granted! I ship you one of my best 6B sketching pencils! But when it arrives it's graphite core is completely shattered.

I wish for a Donryu

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it comes without fuel and isn't painted.

I wish for a spoon.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is a fork in disguise, sent to monitor you by the secret fork police to find out if you were contorting with the spoons.

I wish that KSP got another gas giant already (preferably like Saturn)

[chobit-389]

Granted, but you fly through the rings and tear apart your solar panels, leaving your craft to drift without electrical power

I wish KSP had a major flora overhaul so Kerbin has trees and Eve and Laythe have small shrub-like objects

[Flymetothemun]

Granted, but your processor has melted and you're cooking Eggs and Steak on your computer case.

I wish that people would stop being so silly about the server DDoS and get on with it.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, YOU get a DDoS attack.

I wish for infinite TF2 items.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but they're all hats and you can't trade them.

I wish for TF2 to be the way it used to be.

Edited April 20, 2013 by Felsmak

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, kids get their parents to buy TF2 for them.

I wish for MOAR HATS

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now hats are guns and guns are hats in TF2.

I wish that rocket fuel was edible.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, they asplode in contact with human hydrocloric acid

I wish a wish was a wish but not a fish with a wish but a sish with a fish for a wish.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but now you're a fish. Congratulations.

I wish for a Kerbal plushie.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but now YOU'RE a kerbal plushie. (How does it feel?)

I wsih fro tihs stcennee to ve fxied.

[chobit-389]

Granted, by a 2-year old kid that doesn't know english

I wish for more cowbell

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, you start ringing your bell (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

I wish for someone to grant this wish.

[chobit-389]

Not granted.

I wish I were an oscar-meyer wiener

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are.. "repurposed" for certain... "applications" Just use your dirty mind to fill in the blanks

I wish that NASA got a lesson from the KSP engineers on how to properly run a space program.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, their rockets now start spinning uncontrollably.

I wish for someone to break the rules by not granting this wish.

(Paradox, anyone?)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you get a chocolate milkshake because what you said made my brain hurt.

I wish that I didn't need to use glasses.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

(Yay, chocolate milkshake!)

Granted, but when you take your glasses off very strong lasers come out of your eyes.

I wish for a device to transport me between alternate universes.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you decide to visit a uniferse where nothing is spelled right. You try and escape this horrible place, but the uniferse crossing device breaks.

I wish that there was a Dyson Sphere around the sun.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, there are vacuums orbiting the sun

I wish for a cat that goes moooo

[Rockcoole]

Granted, it will never moo when you are around.

I wish for free unlimited Wifi