Bioman222 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but... but... I don't want to-(self-concious says to me "Suck it up!") but it contains a virus on the disc that makes the computer.I wish for a PlayStation 4 in working order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but it turns out to also have C4 in every single component.I wish I lived on the ISS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but I now own it. I implement various laws like: no Drinking water, no Smoking, Curfew at 9:00 PM UTC, no breathing air, and so on.I wish that the Titanic really had been unsinkable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekris28 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but it falls over and floats for eternity.I wish to make it into my school's Jazz Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but now Jazz is called Razz...berries. Basically this music has a tendency to materialize raspberries out of thin air. Its mostly just annoying really.I wish that the Earth was floating in Saturn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but it is too cold for humans to survive and we all died. Thanks for killing over 7 billion people.I wish for a PlayStation 4 that is in completey functional and in no way can injure/kill me or itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but ice king comes out of nowhere and steals it.I wish for new adventure time episodes NO! I want them to start making chowder episodes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. But you lose your cable. Forever!I wish for a turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but it explodes as soon as you get. You survive, but, you are charged of bombing a pet store.I wish for a healthy kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but the ice king comes out of nowhere and steals it (What the hell is wrong with this guy?)I wish for the NBN to deploy right now, not in 3 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but as soon as it does, KSP merges into the real world, goes into 100,000 time warp mode, the NBN gets thrown into a solar orbit and is destroyed by the Kraken.I wish I lived on Mars and nothing went wrong at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but soon the martians will come out and kill each and everyone of you.I wish that the forum will be back in its former glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. But another forum derp in July kills it againI wish that warp drive are built into space ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but they malfunction and all the space ships crash into Neptune.I wish I could live without my wishes being corrupted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but this wish is corrupted too.I wish this wish will be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted.I wish for talents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. You are now very good at burping.I wish sal_vager was my slave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but I take his place and ban you for slaveryI wish for lemon pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but you get lemon party.I wish for sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. You sleep until the zombie apocolypse, just as zombies bust through your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 ...I wish that I was the best dang moon football player the world has ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted. You kick the only ball to hard and sends it into deep space.(I assume I am thinking of the kind of football your thinking of, the one with the checkered ball)I wish that I ruled sealand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but when you get to Sealand to start your rule, you see a sign that says "Welcome to Sealand!" fall off of a wall and behind it there is another sign that says "Welcome to Rapture!". You are then brutally killed by splicers.I wish that I was the best dang moon football player the world has ever seen. (the other kind of football this time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekris28 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but you pass a football to your teammate, but he can't catch the ball, so it goes flying into the crowd, killing the President. You are now in prison for murder of the President.I wish for a Macintosh Computer from 2013 that is in full working order, I can fully access, and can't be broken or stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Granted, but like all apple products, it hates you and won't boot.I wish for 01001100 01100101 01101101 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100111 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100001 01100100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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