Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Bioman222]

Granted but 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01110000 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00101110

I wish for less binary.

[chobit-389]

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I wish for more British Empire

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but it implodes on itself.

I wish I could mine black holes.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the mine that you built to do so (dont ask how this is possible) becomes sentient and hordes all of the black holes to itself, saying: Its all MINE. ALL MINEEEEEEEEE

I wish that I didn't exactly have to have anything to do with this whole "not living forever" trend that everyone seems to have picked up on these days.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but you die from radiation from trying to become a superhero.

I wish for the corruption for this wish to be corrupted.

[Mekris28]

Granted. Your wish has been fully granted, but one more wish you make and you die.

I wish to be able to dance.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted. You know how to Gangnam Style.

I wish to defy the post above me.

[Mekris28]

Granted, but you are terminally ill with an incurable disease.

I wish for the Real Housewives of Atlanta to go away forever.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but now you are sick with my disease and I am cured

(No wish, just make another)

[POTKC]

Granted. I wish that ROFL will make a wish.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, my wish is for a fish.

[tygoo7]

Granted but it is a diseased megalodon.

I wish for the person below me to blow their computers up...

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but I reroute the explosion script to your computer

I wish forrrrrrrERROR512WISHNOTFOUNDERROR512WISHNOTFOUNDERROR512WISHNOTFOUNDERROR512WISHNOTFOUNDERROR512WISHNOTFOUND

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but I am given a supercomputer and Google Fiber as a replacement.

I wish that I could control everyone through a slightly orange scented pheromone.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but it turns into a lemon and explodes in your face

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[Flixxbeatz]

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I wish for more awesomeness.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

I will only grant your wish if you show me how to do that.

[(An Original Name)]

I'll grant it then for you Kalawang: Granted, but you are already awesome enough because you can do that crazy text thing.

I wish that I had my own secret lair at the east pole.

[chobit-389]

Granted, you're now a colonel leading the Vietcong

I with i had a Pith Helmet

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, but the ice king comes out of nowhere and steals it.

I wish for an orbital cannon. And a picture that chobit made of an orbital cannon. Orbital Cannon YAY!

[POTKC]

Granted, but Jeb decides to use the picture as a bullet for the orbital cannon, destroying both (plus himself) in the process.

I wish that KSP got Beta-Released next week. And had NO bugs. And was free. And the Ice King was no-where near my copy of it.

Edited April 25, 2013 by POTKC
Spelling mistake.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the Nice King steals the master copy of it from squad, along with all of the backups. He isn't all that nice when you think about it huh

I wish for a pool filled with chocolate sauce.

[POTKC]

Granted. It is filled with chocolate sauce. Pre-digested and pooped out just for you to swim in. (Weren't expecting that huh?!)

I wish I had a personal Totoro (Chobit will know what it is).

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since I was faster to grant your wish that chobit, and because I have no idea what a Totoro is, you get a piece of moldy pizza.

I wish that there were space hotels, and I could take a space vacation to them for free.

[POTKC]

Granted, but the space hotel depressurizes and "the difference in pressure makes you blood boil, killing you instantly." (NASA's Greatest Missions quote)

I wish I was a Kerbal.