Guest Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Granted, but youll be gone by then. I wish for a fast ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) This wish brings us back to the first part of your post. You have a remarkable gift for persuasion. Ok, granted, too. No wasps. Only mantises and dragonflies. Even better: dragonflying mantises. They fly when you kick them, and sit the rest of the time. So, a wish for dragomantises instead of spiders and wasps. Upd.: Ninja'd. But as the wish about a fast KSP looks unreal, this haven't changed the future timeline. Edited August 3, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 14 hours ago, dundun92 said: I wish for a fast ksp And it's granted! However, it comes with an undeletable version of a new mod, SLE (Stock Lag Extension). It's very popular! I wish for a cheeseburger (with green chile!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Granted, but it's jalapeño. I wish for good mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Granted. Mods don't ban you. I wish a default wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 After the Squad web designers noticed this game, they changed the default wish to "I wish for a fish." In granting your wish, I give you a starved bull shark. You are devoured in one gulp. I wish that Minecraft was popular again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerAerospace Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 (edited) Cringy 12 year olds surround you, all talking about minecraft I wish NASA actually got some money Edited August 4, 2017 by RoadRunnerAerospace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 (edited) They get a hell lot of funds to develop weapon systems. I wich earth wasn't overpopulated. Edited August 4, 2017 by Physics Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 The earth is no longer overpopulated after Jeb arrives with his spaceship, meant to save us all and give us true wisdom and science! Unfortunately, the rocket had twelve E-class asteroids flying in formation with it to provide fuel, and Jeb didn't remember to slow them down before arriving here. He lands and wonders why the planet he came to save is a smoking wasteland. I wish for a printer that works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cochran Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 You now have a printer that works. However, you're having issues connecting the IBM 1403 printer to your computer. I wish for a grilled ham and swiss cheese sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Granted. You were going to grill a ham, but suddenly realize that you prefer them raw. Cheese is inside. Spoiler I wish you bon appetit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Granted. I eat the live rodent sandwich. But it was the last food product available, so you starve to death. I wish that cheese was the only available type of food product in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerAerospace Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 turns out your lactose intolerant I wish for those darn mosquitos to go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Granted! The mosquito shift is over, so cockroaches assume the next shift. i wish tuna was the only food product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) Granted, all Tuna is used up in a few days and everybody dies of starvation. I wich for infinite wiches. Edited August 9, 2017 by Physics Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Grnated. Teh geney cant spel. Enjuy yuor millon ducks. I wish I was a human with the radiation resistance of a cockroach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Granted! But a nuclear holocaust takes place, and all that's left is just you and a bunch of cockroaches. I wish cockroaches had the survivability of a dodo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 On 8/4/2017 at 1:18 PM, PaperAviator said: I wish that Minecraft was popular again. *AHEM* minecraft still has the most sales of all time as of the posting EHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CORRUPT THAT WITH OUT IT BEING CORUPT I wish KSP doesnt crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 55 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said: I wish KSP doesnt crash The wish is rejected as impossible. 5 hours ago, Overfloater said: I wish cockroaches had the survivability of a dodo. Granted. Scientists discover that dodo had survivability of cockroaches before they died. I wish for a full-featured M41A in Skyrim, rather than just a limited emulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Granted. It's so full featured it literally shoots out of your computer screen. And all the enemies have them. I wish I could turn back time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Granted, but you go back to far, and die. I wish for 1.3 to be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Granted. Its so good that no-one upgrades to the new versions and all the devs are fired. Eventually Sqaud forgets about this and it takes 5 years for people wanting a update. But there are no updates. KSP is then infected with many bugs and the game becomes unplayable, and only those who kept those old versions can play, severely shrinking the community. I wish flying aircraft carriers were brought back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Granted. An aircraft carrier gets an engine damage and can't move. Now you are bringing it back. Manually. I wish the future outerspacenauts won't be such brainless morons like in Alien Covenant. (Or at least having a brain of cockroach, compensate this with a cockroach reproductivity). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Granted. All future sci-fi advantures are really anticlimatic. I wish finding specific things on the deep web wasn't so difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Granted. However, the universe moderator in charge of that wish doesn't know squat about computers, and he thinks "deep web" and "dark web" are synonymous. You are arrested by the FBI for super-hyper-mega piracy two days later. I wish for a cardboard box that I can turn into anything by using a Sharpie to write on the side of it. And it would go "Boink." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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