(An Original Name) Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, but it has a Toblerone powered engine instead of a Mitsubishi Ha-43 12. While this might complicate things, at least the fuel is tasty.I wish I owned Disney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, you now are faced with over 9000 pages of paperwork, including taxes, employee payroll, graphs, charts, and fine print.I wish that I knew more QBasic code than PRINT, INPUT, _TITLE, and GOTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1001sd Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, now you know so much that your head explodes.I wish for a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, but its pie flavored.I wish for a anti-gravity device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, the device floats away into space.I wish somebody would find a way to make a paradox out of this sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, but the paradox is broken by Doctor Who logic.I wish that everything was like a cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, I begin slapping everyone with a massive HarisenI wish for more rockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, SRBs from another planet (KERBIN?!) take over the world.I wish for a mass relay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted, it relays exactly how much mass you have to everyone, you fatty I wish that the sky was a nice shade of purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Granted. The sky is filled with Iodine.I wish for Marvin the Paranoid Android. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but he is paranoid and not depressed.I wish that the Solar System was a binary star system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted. Orbits are all whack and the planets are flung into empty space.I wish I was a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SollyK Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but you think you are a man.I wish I had no finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekris28 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but you never get out of school because of it.I wish to make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SollyK Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but you can never spend a cent.I wish I didn't have to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but you divided by zero breaking the universe(s)I wish I could live underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted. You are now an anaerobic worm.I wish I was born a full extrovert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but you just end up annoying everyone around you.I wish that the Star Wars saga actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, it was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, thus having no effect on your life what-so-everI wish I lived in the 27th century Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but it is the 27 century on the Julian calendar.I wish that I had a timey wimey machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, hang on tight.I wish for a cardboard cutout of John F. Kennedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted. But when you go to get it in Dallas it gets shot.I wish for candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austrian Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted. At the first bite you broke three of your teethsI wish that I become rich and powerfull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but now everyone hates you.I wish for more birthdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted. You have had 1000 birthdays and are 1000 years old.I wish poor Kennedy had never been shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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