Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[MrPwner]

Granted. He was poisoned.

I wish for a better computer.

[Cby]

Granted, it has 0.003 more bytes of ram

I wish to be an AI

[TerrificToby]

granted but you are the AI of this thing.

I wish to be an immortal god, the god of the kerbals.

[chobit-389]

Granted, you are now an explosion

I wish for a Snow-Capped Limited Edition Toblerone

[satcharna]

Granted, but the snow is real.

I wish to be able to end sentences with prepositions.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is square shaped.

I wish that everything was perfect.

[chobit-389]

Granted, everything is now Toblerones

I wish I was a moderator

[Rockcoole]

Granted. But you now have to deal with people. And not the good kind.

I wish math was easier.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But now you must express everything in terms of Pi, and cannot explain anything any other way.

I wish people would behave so that moderator powers weren't needed.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the moderators then gain control of the feeble minds of this form, because now with everyone behaving nobody can resist or question in any way what the moderators do or want.

I wish that I was a mysterious masked superhero.

[Mekris28]

Granted, but since you are masked and mysterious, the police mistaken you for a robber and slowly beat you with clubs.

I wish for my headache to go away.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But so does your inspiration to do anything.

I wish I had a working transporter.

[chobit-389]

I wish I had several tons of Thermite

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you forgot that you accidentally lit a fuse leading to it and that it just "MITE" blow up.

I wish that bad puns were the funniest things ever.

[Dr. Muttonstache]

Granted, but you forgot that you accidentally lit a fuse leading to it and that it just "MITE" blow up.

I wish that bad puns were the funniest things ever.

Granted. Now all of Comedy Central is now puns.

I wish I had a corn-dog making machine.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it makes corn made from dogs or dogs made from corn.

I wish that orange was the best color ever.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. Then you see it all ready was and that you wasted a wish.

I wish FTL travel was possible.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, Faster Than a speed that is around 0.000000000001 mph but is generally Lower is easily available to everyone.

I wish that I had a underwater fortress.

[Dr. Muttonstache]

Granted, Faster Than a speed that is around 0.000000000001 mph but is generally Lower is easily available to everyone.

I wish that I had a underwater fortress.

Granted, it's in the Bremuda Triangle, therefore unaccessable.

I wish I had the avatar I want, and that Original wasn't using it.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the avatar that you now want is a picture that says: "KSP IS THE WORST GAME EVER AND ITS FORUM MEMBERS ARE STOOPID".

I wish that William Shakespeare had a strange habit of shaking spears.

[Dr. Muttonstache]

Granted, but the avatar that you now want is a picture that says: "KSP IS THE WORST GAME EVER AND ITS FORUM MEMBERS ARE STOOPID".

I wish that William Shakespeare had a strange habit of shaking spears.

Granted, William Shakespeare is now Shakespearicles, the strongest writer who ever lived.

I wish that I had a more feminine voice.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but its of a 90 year old.

I wish that I had the ring from LOTR.

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[chobit-389]

Granted, you see what happened to Frodo by the end of the films? To Bilbo? To Gollum? Have fun.

I wish for an army of rabbits

[Cby]

Granted, the army of rabbits attack you instead of your enemies.

I wish I had a robot to do my evil bidding.

[Dr. Muttonstache]

Granted, the army of rabbits attack you instead of your enemies.

I wish I had a robot to do my evil bidding.

Granted, it becomes self aware and murders you.

I wish M&Ms didnt make me sick after I eat them