Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is shaped like potato.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

Edited May 11, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[LeonG17]

Granted, you are so active it kills you

I wish for Chobit to return

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, he returns to Myspace.

I wish that I wasn't scared of anything.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you charge head first into a machine gun as you have no fear.

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[Felsmak]

Granted. You're now stuck in a time loop where you're stuck wishing for wishes forever.

I wish I had a more masculine voice.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is of a 90 year old (haven't I granted this wish before? )

I wish that there was a hostage situation on the ISS. I want some REAL space drama to happen up there already

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You're the one held hostage, and the whole hostage crisis is now televised around the world.

I wish that I won't feel any pain at all.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you break your arm but don't notice as you feel no pain.

I wish for everything to be back to normal.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it was already normal in the first place.

I wish that pizza was the dominate form of building materiel.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but everyone eats it all nothing is built.

I wish for sharks with lasers on their heads (get the reference)?

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since that I assume that it is a James Bond reference or a Pocket God reference... nothing else happens. Also, the lasers have a tendency to obliterate approximately 12.42% of the Earth when used improperly.

I wish that Apollo 13 had landed on the moon.

Edited May 11, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Flymetothemun]

Granted, now Dr. Evil controls the moon and is building a nuclear cannon on it as we speak.

I wish that I could have laser beams with frickin' sharks on their heads!

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but I already wished for that, so Austin Powers defeats you.

I wish for Cookies.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they are of the internet variety.

I wish that I didn't need to abide by those silly laws of physics.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. You now must abide to the laws of anti Pyshics!

I wish it was easier to dock space craft.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is only easier for highly trained monkeys.

I wish that I had my own highly trained monkey.

[lobsterbark]

Granted, but the monkey is trained to kill you.

I wish to be a space wizard.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but as you fly away into space to test out your new wizardry prowess, you quickly realize that you don't have any magic spells to protect you from the cold, merciless vacuum that awaits you. Awhile later, a satellite is mysteriously destroyed by smashing into an anomalous object that apparently looked like a freeze-dried humanoid shape that was covered in some sort of blueish material, almost like a robe. Very strange indeed.

I wish that I was in space while wearing my own original, patented (totally not just a regular space suit) Spooce Suoottm.

Edited May 12, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[LeonG17]

Granted but a rupture in the suit caused your innards to be sucked into outer space

I wish that I could have a ton of jelly beans.

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted but a rupture in the suit caused your innards to be sucked into outer space

I wish that I could have a ton of jelly beans.

Granted, but you are crushed by the sheer weight of approx. 900,000 Jelly Beans.

I wish for a cool plane.

[LeonG17]

Granted, its made and piloted by Jeb. I wish to think of a good wish to wish for

[Holo]

Granted, but it's so cool you freeze to death.

I wish that LeonG17 could have a ton of jelly beans.

[LeonG17]

Granted, I dump the jelly beans onto you

I wish for money.

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted, I dump the jelly beans onto you

I wish for money.

Granted, you get ¥1.

I wish that B9 Aerospace didn't break KSP for me.

[LeonG17]

Granted, all other mods break you game.

I wish for KSP to be completed soon and fully completed