Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but I refuse to corrupt this wish, it is much too evil Why would you say such heresy anyway YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST OUR FOURM FUNTIME. Now would you kindly make your way to the nearest prison and lock yourself in? It would really be appreciated

I wish that I had a O'Neill Cylinder.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but you get stuck in the middle of it in a zero-G environment.

I wish I had ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Here's your one millionth of a dollar.

I wish for a high-value currency money.

[Rage097]

Granted. it's a single coin worth 1,000 U.S. dollars, however no country will recognize it's value.

I wish for Invisibility

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you only get 1 unit of it, and you spend it in a vending machine that breaks and refuses to give you your money back.

I wish that water was flammable.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but the world is set on fire and you die

I wish I was jeb

[LeonG17]

Granted, I use you in KSP for my SRB experiments.

I wish for the counting thread to be unlocked.

[Deadpangod3]

(Jeb/me: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!)

Granted, but it causes the forums to come under too high a load and crash,

I wish Kerbin was chocolate with oceans of diet coke

[LeonG17]

Granted, the Kerbals eat and drink all of Kerbin till only the KSP centre is left.

I wish for more games in the games fourm.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but they are locked

(I'm eating and drinking it all first!! )

I wish Ike could be de-orbited

[LeonG17]

Granted, it deorbits and enters a impact trajectory to the KSC.

I wish for a pasta bake.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but it is burned to dust

I wish Jeb had more srbs to deflect Ike

[LeonG17]

Granted, he has infinite SRBs and he gets bored after deflecting Ike.

I wish for Jeb to be real.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted but he crashes srbs into the moon and de-orbits it

I wish for other solar systems

[LeonG17]

Granted, Jeb uses SRBs to blow up the other Suns.

I wish for the next update to come soon, I want to attach a seat to a SRB and let Jeb have fun.

[musicpenguin]

Granted, But it is rushed and poorly done. I wish for nothing, Only for good fate.

[LeonG17]

Granted, your fate is decided by Jeb

I wish for more time to spend on KSP and the forums.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, your life depends on you playing it for eternity

I wish that my wishes were corrupt-proof

[musicpenguin]

Granted, But jeb snuck in and blew up the anti-corruptness.

[ZedNova]

I wish musicpenguin would wish for something.

[Rockcoole]

Granted but it is so evil you kill your self over the horror.

I wish for an SCP-173 that I can release onto the people.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it releases onto you.

I wish to not be tired.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but you can't sleep at all.

I wish for someone to post below me.

[Dynamo]

Granted, it happens to be a Moderator writing over my post announcing the closing of this thread.

I wish i could make craft mods easily.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you never decide to use your newfound talent for anything.

I wish that I had my own theme park called Dizneeland.