Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[lobsterbark]

Granted, by Disney sues you to death.

I wish I was a Space Wizard.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with your own magic.

I wish lobsterbark's space puppy was mine.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the space puppy is now a mine. Here's a word of advice: Try to avoid stepping on your new "dog"

I wish that cheap, commercially available flying cars were available to everyone.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but they crash after 3 minutes of use and everyone dies. The end.

I wish for flying car insurance.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but there are no flying cars to have the insurance...

I wish that I was Jebediah Kerman.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now Jeb hates anything and everything associated with rockets, explosions, space, and having fun in general. Now all he (well, all YOU want to do) wants to do is go on a monologue about a strange, smelly dull green stain that he found one day while he was going around boring everyone literally to death somehow to anything with ears. Have a dull day, I know that you will

I wish that the Tupolev TU-144 had been used more.

[tstehler1]

I wish that the Tupolev TU-144 had been used more.

Granted. It crashes on its inaugural flight, reenacting its performance at the Paris Airshow in '73.

I wish for Jeb to fly a Boeing 747 with a giant SRB strapped on top.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but you are on that plane.

I wish for some butter with my toast.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but "some" butter is not "enough" butter. Enjoy your toast with the improper butter to toast ratio! That is, if you can...

I wish that helium was easier to obtain.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, you fill up like a balloon and float into the sky.

I wish I could YOLO better.

[Rage097]

Granted. You YOLO so hard that you can no longer YOLO anymore and stop living.

Because YOLO.

I wish for the elimination of lag.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, all the lag is brought to your computer causing it to self-destruct,

I wish I didn't have school

[Rage097]

Granted. You now have no way of attaining knowledge and fail to achieve anything of value to society.

I wish for light sabers

[musicpenguin]

Granted, But you cut off your arms with them. I wish for a cat.

[Rage097]

Granted. it's a man-eating lion.

I wish i knew how to space.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but you crash into Planet X, sending it on a collision course with Kerbin,

I wish people would stop denying that Pluto is a planet

[ZedNova]

Granted, but now you're a planet.

I wish burger king made fancy burgers that taste amazing.

[redwolfy]

granted but they look horrible

i wish for money lots of it

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but it gets stolen

I wish the world would stop fighting

[ZedNova]

Granted, but now we have an alien invasion to attend to.

I wish i never had to eat.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you can't eat now as you don't need to and the site of people eating food drives you crazy

I wish for Jeb to be in the ISS.

[Rage097]

Granted. JEB is in the ISS. Chaos ensues

I wish for the weekend

[LeonG17]

Granted, the entire week becomes the weekend and little gets done with mass starvation.

I wish for Jeb to be the head of all of the space agencies.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but he uses them to build the MunBuster 3000. He fails to bust the Moon however, since he had built the rocket to bust the Mun instead and it didn't work on objects that don't have 10 times the density of what they should have.

I wish that I bought the internet.

[LeonG17]

Granted, everyone kills you for charging them for the internet

I wish that Jeb suddenly replaces all astronauts.