Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[GearsNSuch]

23 minutes ago, sh1pman said:

I wish humans could regenerate lost teeth.

Granted. You will now regenerate all teeth ever lost by everything at once. 

I wish I had a working F4U Corsair. 

[Dman979]

Granted. Everyone else gets jets.

I wish for a dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. That's the only dollar you have.

I wish to like the previous post.

Spoiler

Especially when a post can't be liked by the same user, so @Dman979 can't do it for me, lol.

 

Edited September 18, 2019 by kerbiloid

[Overfloater]

Granted.

Only it now costs a dollar to like a post, to help cover the upkeep. And it doesn't ask for confirmation.

 

I wish for Dman979's dollar.

[Dman979]

Denied. I get to keep my dollar.

I wish for a dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

[Barzon]

Granted, but it is a Zimbabwean dollar, which is worth 0.00276319 USD.

I wish for sleep.

[FahmiRBLX]

Granted. I'll give you a bottle of cough syrup.

I wish I found my Geography workbook before Geography class later this morning.

(It's 7:40 AM here)

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The morning lasts for a week,

I wish to know in which country was made the movie I've downloaded yesterday.

 

 

[Dman979]

Granted. You learn it was made in the USA when you're arrested.

I wish for a US dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

[Kernel Kraken]

Granted, however the economy crashes the second the dollar comes into your posession. Your US Dollar is now worth less than a penny.

I wish I could still build planes as well as I could now as I could 6 months ago when I stopped playing KSP. None of my stuff works and I can't get my BDArmory working

Edited September 19, 2019 by Kernel Kraken
I think my module manager is the wrong version but the one compatible with BDAc 3.0.0 doesn't have a download and I can't get it to work, help!

[FahmiRBLX]

Granted. You can build planes back again.

But this plane. The x, y, and z plane.

I wish we can go home today until Sunday.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Use the Home button in your browser.

I wish for forum getting a dollar for "repairing" the "broken" reaction feature.

[Dman979]

Granted. It's not actually broken, it's now "working as intended."

 

I wish for a US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

[DarkOwl57]

Granted. It's counterfeit.

I wish that I could remember my stuff and my assignments before school

[Delay]

Granted. You forget how to complete them, however.

I wish the like feature was repaired once and for all.

[adsii1970]

Granted. But now when you click on your KSP icon to start the game, you see this:

It would be nice if I had a self-filling coffee cup.

[Dman979]

Granted. Whenever you drink from it, the coffer cup automatically fills itself with air.

 

I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

[Delay]

Granted. The universe fast forwards to its heat death.

I wish the universe didn't do what I just described.

[Dman979]

Granted. The universe reverses back to the Big Bang.

 

I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

[Space Nerd]

Granted. But you can only keep it for a second.

I wish for free ksp 2.

[Overfloater]

Granted. The devs have abandoned KSP 2 at its current state, and it has been passed on to you to continue development.

I wish for KSP 1.8.

[Dirkidirk]

1 hour ago, Overfloater said:

Granted. The devs have abandoned KSP 2 at its current state, and it has been passed on to you to continue development.

I wish for KSP 1.8.

Granted. You now have a copy of Kent's Sooty Pen version 1.8,  the newest model of sooty pen, this time it is made of soot from the 2192 yellowstone volcano eruption.

I wish that I can't die.

[Exploro]

Granted, however you'll live to see the heat death of the universe. Bored out of your mind from experiencing eons of nothingness and having nothing to look forward but even more nothingness, you wish for sweet release.

On the topic of things that are cold, I wish it were winter.

 

Edited September 21, 2019 by Exploro
grammar error

[Dman979]

Granted. One nuclear winter, coming right up.

I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It's laying on South Pole.

6 hours ago, Space Nerd said:

I wish for free ksp 2.

Granted. You can wish it for free.

***

I wish for tanks with liquid oxygen made of metallic hydrogen.