planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. The attic stopped existing and the rats are now zombies. I wish for a Super Mario reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 MAMA MIA WHERE IS MY SPAGHETTIERIA I wish for an inert cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. The inert cake became radioactive once exposed to Kerbin air. I wish for a space station around Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. It's an orbital station around Eve. A long circular corridor. 7 hours ago, RoninFrog said: *cough cough* Get away! Get away from my display! *** I wish for coffee. (But feeling lazy to go.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. The coffee tastes like... Eve. I wish for a space station docked to a magic asteroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 8 hours ago, planet-creations said: I wish for a space station docked to a magic asteroid. granted, but it is in the highest possible sun orbit. (when I say sun, I mean the RSS sun, not the stock ksp sun). I wish for a funknee joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. Spoiler Spoiler I've taken my coffee several hours ago, now I wish for a new portion of it but it's evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. But you spill it on your nether regions. I wish that I was playing ksp 1.9 (I use enhanced edition, currently on 1.6) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Lewie said: Granted. But you spill it on your nether regions. I wish that I was playing ksp 1.9 (I use enhanced edition, currently on 1.6) You play KSP 1.10 now. Therefore people demand to know what is in the new update and have to be silenced by SQUAD. I wish for a normal mode 1CC of Touhou 12: UFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidCosmos Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) I don't know what that is so... I wish that COVID -19 disappeared from the Earth Edited April 23, 2020 by VoidCosmos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. COVID-20 takes its place, now %250 moar contagious, %9o m0ar death, and BL4CK M3SA VIRUS. i wish for an inerter cake! Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: i wish for an inerter cake! Hahaha granted. you now have a cake that locks every elementary particle from the smallest photon to the largest uranium isotope that it touches in place. This means that as the cake is pulled towards the earth the section of table it impacts locks in place relative to the universe and so relative to earth and you, the air and wood around the cake move sideways at 583 km per second relative to you, and bring along the table, a large section of your house, a LOT of air, a couple of buildings, cars, trees and planes that happened to exist at the wrong place, and you if you're not careful. soon the cake is at the core of the earth shooting off massive chunks of lava and crust, and soon there is no earth. I wish for the knowledge of the location of that drawing that NO ONE must see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) Granted. But on the way there, the kerbals you have killed rise up from their graves, break through the plastic screen of your monitor and put your eyes out. I want to be loved. Edited April 23, 2020 by Lewie Grammer mistke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. You are loved by random kerbals. I wish to have the ability to quickly think of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, planet-creations said: Granted. You are loved by random kerbals. I wish to have the ability to quickly think of things. granted. but now all of your thoughts come to life. I wish for a bigger cage for my parakeets. Edited April 23, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. But know your parakeets have a strong desire for human flesh. I want to have a kitten for a pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. You have received a large mitten. I wish for a satellite network to be put in orbit around Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 granted. But the satellites are all ticking thermonuclear bombs. They go off simultaneously thus destroying life on kerbin. I want to live on the USS Enterprise and travel the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. The engines of the Enterprise only emit clouds of dust and do not propel the ship very far. I wish for an underground superstructure on Tylo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) Granted. But Morlocks live in those caves and eat all of the kerbals I wish to exceed Matt Lowne, and may I darsay Scott Manley in terms of skill at playing ksp. Edited April 23, 2020 by Lewie Spelling error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. But the kraken strikes every now and then and destroys the spacecraft while en route to another celestial body. I wish for a new nation on the surface of Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. But Jeb goes awol and nukes it. I wish to meet Matt Lowne. (I really do, I am a huge fan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. You meet Matt Lowne, but for some reason he doesn't have a box of whiskey. I wish for an orbital ring around Gilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, planet-creations said: Granted. You meet Matt Lowne, but for some reason he doesn't have a box of whiskey. I wish for an orbital ring around Gilly. Your computer explodes. I wisch for fisch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Zee fisch becometh thy Kraken. I wish for a Kerbi-formed Laythe. (Kerbi-formed = Kerbal terraforming) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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