Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[VoidCosmos]

1 minute ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish Unity had a hadron collider, too.

What's that?

I wish I had more wishes

[kerbiloid]

1 minute ago, VoidCosmos said:

What's that?

A collider object in Unity. Defines "physical" borders of the model. If two colliders intersect, that means the bodies touch each other.

I wish this knowledge was your additioal wish.

[Fraston]

You get an additional wish. Knowing that everyone in this thread is practicing their “jackass genie” trope, I put bad odds on you getting what you want from it.

 

 

I wish for some drywall so I can put my fist through it.

[Dirkidirk]

6 hours ago, Fraston said:

I wish for some drywall so I can put my fist through it.

granted. but your fist is so weak that it breaks along with the wall.

I wish to be less stupid.

Edited April 28, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Everyone around you becomes more silly.

I wish to know what was that sound of dripping today at the corner.

[planet-creations]

Granted, it was hydrochloric acid that came from some unknown source.

 

 

I wish for a 3D render of Kerbol.

[Mukita12]

Granted but by the time you have those the kerbol would expand so big that your PC will open ups a dimension to that Kerbol and that kerbol would have supernova so big that basically vaporise your house.

 

I wish for a Rocket that always have a safety record

Edited April 28, 2020 by Mukita12
grammar

[planet-creations]

Granted, the rocket always activates safety measures at 3499802358234098509342509234859080934286439t=3-2urgj[buh023[grjf0e[widfsjuoj4t;h'erowf;dn% speed.

 

I wish for a Florida man to fight an Aussie man.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You realize that Florida and Australia are the same place when you meet your familiar crocodile/alligator.

I wish crocos/gators were twice as big.

[planet-creations]

Granted. They hunt everything, including humans. But eventually they also die because the aliens abducted/killed them.

 

 

I wish for a Kerbal Wow! signal.

[Dirkidirk]

6 hours ago, planet-creations said:

Granted. They hunt everything, including humans. But eventually they also die because the aliens abducted/killed them.

 

 

I wish for a Kerbal Wow! signal.

granted, but it's 7000 light years away.

I wish for all these flies to die the second they try to land on me.

Edited April 28, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[Fraston]

23 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said:

granted, but it's 7000 light years away.

I wish for all these flies to die the second they try to land on me.

You have tons of fly corpses on you. Not good.

 

I wish for wheeze.

[Dirkidirk]

Just now, Fraston said:

You have tons of fly corpses on you. Not good.

 

I wish for wheeze.

Granted. you now have incurable pneumonia, causing you to wheeze.

I wish for the ability to draw human faces good.

[Fraston]

Just now, Dirkidirk said:

Granted. you now have incurable pneumonia, causing you to wheeze.

I wish for the ability to draw human faces good.

Granted. They’re all mirrored which angers you and only you.

I wish for a book.

[HansonKerman]

granted. It’s Leo’s Toy Store by Warren Peice.

i wish to be good at Kopernicus 

[KerBlitz Kerman]

granted.

 

then it bricks your machine.

 

i wish for edgenuity to begone forever (its a bad eshool platform)

[Dirkidirk]

15 minutes ago, KerBlitz Kerman said:

granted.

 

then it bricks your machine.

 

i wish for edgenuity to begone forever (its a bad eschool platform)

granted. but then someone makes something called "education is the stuuf". 40 times worse, yet gets a million times the support.

I wish for a dislike button.

[Lewie]

Granted. But some posts get disliked so much it causes sadness and depression amongst the moderaters. They quit their forum jobs, wondering why they had wasted so much time on the forum. The forum, moderator less, quickly falls into madness and chaos. The ksp community soon goes insane, and it reaches a point their families also go insane. They rise up in rebellion, thinking that earth is actually kerbin. They take over space x, and with the knowledge of orbital mechanics, they soon make orbital weapon platforms. Soon, the remaining world leaders cabe into the ksp communites wishes. Soon, people are treated like kerbals, so we volunteer random people to go into space. Of course, we think they are kerbals, so we don’t pack food or water. Soon,  only the humans remaining are the ksp community. So we realize our mistakes and rebuild the world. Except, being us, we decide to send colonies to other celestial bodies. Thus, the world as we know it is essentially over.

 

 

 

I wish for a rubber duckie

[planet-creations]

Granted, the rubber duckie got crushed by immense pressure.

 

 

I wish for MOAR KERBALS.

[Dirkidirk]

3 minutes ago, planet-creations said:

I wish for MOAR KERBALS.

granted. but something about them has changed that makes them so cute that you can't kill them or risk killing them, your breain prevents it. thus they are useless.

I wish for π.

Edited April 29, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[Lewie]

I think Kerbals already are adorable....I have gotten better at not killing them.

 

 

Granted, but you try to write every digit down, and you lose your mind in the process.

 

 

I wish for kerbals to run around on Earth

[planet-creations]

Granted, but third-world countries declare war on them and force them to go back to Kerbin.

 

 

I wish for a giant robot on the surface of Moho.

[Lewie]

Granted. But it falls down the mohole, and the kraken decides to attack.

 

 

I wish for a fluffy, lovable little kitten

[planet-creations]

Granted, it tears up 40% of your house.

 

 

I wish for insanely adorable kerbals.

[Dirkidirk]

1 minute ago, planet-creations said:

Granted, it tears up 40% of your house.

 

 

I wish for insanely adorable kerbals.

Granted. there are now a bunch of adorable kerbals wandering around your house, doing adorable things. but the government soon takes them in your sleep.

I wish for no like limit.