Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. There is, it just hasn't been coded properly.

I wish for Sombody,somebody, somebody,somebody, can anybody find meeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, that phrase is now part of every Queen song because it sounds like it is part of one.

I wish that I couldn't be annoyed anymore.

[Rage097]

Granted. You now get insanely cold when people bother you.

I wish for an IRL girlfriend with no detrimental side effects who is decent-looking

[satcharna]

Granted. Unfortunately she's not me, so she's not really very awesome at all.

I wish for a pet monkey.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it's a rabid baboon.

I wish for the crumb in my keyboard to leave!

[Rage097]

Granted. it's now in your bed.

I wish for a robot army that will follow my every command.

[Tollazor]

Granted, the robot army being programmed to totally follow your commands to the word killed you after you said in a sarcastic manner, 'God somebody kill me!' in reply to some crappy joke.

I wish for the ability to teleport through space and time, at will, without any cost or damage to myself or the surrounding area, appearing exactly where I wanted, taking into account the spin/movement of the all bodies in the universe, without aging according to the distance of time traveled, into an entirely separate body to that which may or may not co-exist in the same space-time that I travel to, whilst retaining any and all equipment that I will to travel with me both internal and external to my body.

[Rage097]

Granted. for some sadistic reason, you decided to teleport into lava.

I wish for a robot girl friend

(wait what, i dont even)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but she dumps you instantly because your face now looks like moldy ham.

I wish that I had my own little tiny mini moon.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, it crashes into you and kills you.

I wish I could not wish.

[Rage097]

Granted. Your wish is forfeited to to a homeless bum who wishes for all your cash and belongings.

I wish for mind control

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you can only control your own mind.

I wish that I had some flying pigs.

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[redwolfy]

granted they cannot fly

i wish for a hot tub

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it isn't hot enough to be comfortable.

I wish that I had a ICBM.

[POTKC]

Granted. It explodes on the launch pad.

I wish Due Hard 6 was about Bruce Willis on the ISS.

[satcharna]

Granted. The ISS is destroyed, and now the Russians have to build entirely new modules for their next station. Well done, I hope you're proud.

I wish the Russians would get their manned mission to Mars going soon, and to be on its crew.

[Rage097]

Granted. the vehicle explodes.

I wish for hundreds upon hundreds of cats

(hey leon, i sniped ya!)

[LeonG17]

Granted, unfortunately, the fuel explodes midway to mars and you all die.

I wish to land on the mun, not the moon!

[satcharna]

Granted. Unfortunately, the Mun lands on you shortly thereafter.

I wish for less cats.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now there are more dogs. Oh, and dogs now act like cats now.

I wish that I was :cool:er.

[satcharna]

Granted. You are now Er. Have fun, I guess?

I wish to be able to make cool flags.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but you fail to get anything to work so you can't plant your cool flags anywhere.

I wish for a good avatar.

[Rage097]

Granted. it's this one:

and it doesn't suit you.

I wish that people would acknowledge my sniping of them.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you cant understand them because you seem to have shot their head off.

I wish that you would actually get sniped if you sniped someones post.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you get sniped all the time now.

I wish for a miniature version of the Earth with WW2 happening on it.