Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[MGUARN]

Granted the people don't like it come to your house ,and well it gets pretty ugly as the french revolution.

I wish I lived in a different time period like the Victorian age.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but you die of a common illness

I wish to be forever young

[Rage097]

Granted. the only people around after 4,000 years of youngness are cyborgs.

I wish I'd stop being suggestive, the heck is wrong with me?

[MGUARN]

Granted but the goverment discet you.

I wish i can spelel in a rush.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it slows down your typing.

I wish for moer anonymous people making humourous suggestive comments over the internet

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but there about you in a rude way.

I wish mlp enter our universe.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it loses all appeal when overrun by screaming bronies, not to mention the cloppers.

I wish youtube videos would work the first time...

[MGUARN]

granted but you don't

I wish that they invented a portal to mlp.

[Trekkette]

Granted but it only works for penguins

I wish people'd stop bringing up MLP

[Rage097]

Granted. they bring up furries instead.

I wish for things

[MGUARN]

Granted but it is furies

I wish that bronies had a nation of there own.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but no other county wants to give up land

I wish for my sunburns to stop hurting

[MGUARN]

Granted but you change skin color.

I wish that humans were called Hum-mans

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it's pronounced HEW mons, like the Ferengi from Star Trek

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

[MGUARN]

granted you die

I wish that the the user below gets a cupcake.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but I throw it in your face. Also, the cupcake is laced with capsaicin

I wish that there was yet another one of my patented epik battuls between the Terminator and Darth Vader.

[MGUARN]

Granted but you need to say it in english

I wish I knew what happens in the next second.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but you see yourself dying and you're to distracted by this vision to prevent it

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is corrupted in a way that is eventually beneficial to you.

I wish that I was part of the KSP development team.

[MGUARN]

Granted but fired within a day.

I wish there was more time to go around.

[unWinged]

I wish there was more time to go around.

Granted: You have a lot of extra time, but suddenly you don't know what to do with it.

I wish I have an army of demons under my command.

[MGUARN]

granted but mutiny occurs

I wish there was more wishes for people to think of.

[unWinged]

I wish there was more wishes for people to think of.

Granted. Everybody now has many wishes. So many wishes that they cannot think about anything else. Since most of wishes does not came true everybody gets depressed. Everybody now just sits and thinks about how their wishes are impossible to grant.

I wish for 3D printer.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it only prints out a small statue of a fat man eating chili dogs while falling over comically.

I wish that I was the ruler of the New Siberian Empire.

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but you have nobody to rule because its too cold

I wish for a cherry Popsicle, its hot over here