NexusHelium Posted Thursday at 02:52 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:52 PM Granted: Too many people join the forums to play the games and the website crashes. I wish job portfolios and resumes were easier to write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Thursday at 10:58 PM Share Posted Thursday at 10:58 PM (edited) granted, but you no longer need either to get a job. I wish I had a hockey arena in my backyard Edited Thursday at 10:59 PM by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Friday at 05:12 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:12 AM Granted: But the ice melts and floods your house. I wish I had a DUKW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Saturday at 01:35 PM Share Posted Saturday at 01:35 PM Granted, but it is impounded because it has too much weight per axle. i wish for a duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbejans Posted Saturday at 03:32 PM Share Posted Saturday at 03:32 PM granted but the duck will eat you in 3 days i wish for a pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Saturday at 03:44 PM Share Posted Saturday at 03:44 PM (edited) Granted, but the pizza has gross toppings like mushrooms, sardines, and pineapple i wish for noise cancelling headphones Edited Saturday at 03:44 PM by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted Saturday at 06:37 PM Share Posted Saturday at 06:37 PM Granted. The noise cancelling feature drains the battery in two minutes. I wish for an Icarus Armories PW-Mk.1 prototype fighter jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted Sunday at 12:54 AM Share Posted Sunday at 12:54 AM Granted, your fighter jet is quickly taken from you as you don't have a permit. I wish Earth was a moon of Jupiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Sunday at 04:38 PM Share Posted Sunday at 04:38 PM Granted: we all freeze to death and also die from the radiation I wish for the nuclear football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAl1en1 Posted Sunday at 06:29 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:29 PM granted: you accedentally set it off and get in a war with russia i wish for the ability to grow my own cells as i want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTLparachute Posted Sunday at 08:43 PM Share Posted Sunday at 08:43 PM Granted: They die off after a minute. i wish to fuse Uranus and Neptune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted yesterday at 02:52 AM Share Posted yesterday at 02:52 AM Granted. The fusion itself goes of without a hitch and what was once two worlds in the outer solar system is now one; Nepturanus! Unfortunately, your wish has drawn the ire of planetary enthusiasts. They are still salty many years after Pluto's reclassification. An now with Uranus and Neptune being made into one, they are forced to come up with yet another mnemonic to remember the planets names. You soon find yourself with an irate mob outside your door seeking to punish you for the chaos the creation of Nepturanus has brought into their lives. I wish for an explanation as to how this thread has endured for as long as it has? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Granted: you die of shock after hearing the secrets of the forum. i wish for a pet goldfish, but one that is immortal, and doesn’t die after 2 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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