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Granted: making this change means we need to alter the crystal structure of quartz, meaning anything using quartz is now rendered unusable.

oh, and also all digital clocks are off.

i wish for 5000000lbs of rubidium to be dumped into the oceans.

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Granted, it sinks to the bottom and all the wildlife in the general area are killed due to rubidium poisoning and the rapid off gassing of rubidium hydroxide.

I wish for me to secure the rights to my music :0.0:

Edited by NexusHelium
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Granted: your speakers now only play the right polarity thingy of your music.

i wish for a fork

p.s. Since the rubidium is an alkali metal, wouldn’t it explode on cantact with water?

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14 hours ago, Royale37 said:

i wish for a fork

Granted, but it's ant size.

Granted,  but you are bought and then shredded yourself by the many shredding YouTube channels.

I wish to be a fish!

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Granted: You become a Babel Fish and get stuck in Arthur Dent's ear. You later get to translate a bowl of Petunias that say "Oh no, not again."

I wish to know just how bad it is all going to get.

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Granted: No catch to that. It's just really bad

I wish to know everything there is to know about the universe.

On 1/20/2025 at 6:23 AM, Royale37 said:

p.s. Since the rubidium is an alkali metal, wouldn’t it explode on cantact with water?

(and yes. that's supposed to say rapid off gassing. which in my world means to explode. fixed ;))

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Granted. Now having memorized the exact atomic (atom) structure of the universe, your brain explodes as a result.

I wish to get infinite wishes.

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