umbra humanus Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) 5 hours ago, ColdJ said: Granted: They would if .... I wish the old LEGO wish. Granted: but they burn if you touch them I wish that the forum license would never expire. Edited March 22 by umbra humanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Granted: The license never expires, and the forum lives on forever in harmon- HA! in your dreams! I wish that @umbra humanus said new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted Sunday at 05:06 PM Share Posted Sunday at 05:06 PM 17 hours ago, Royale37 said: Granted: The license never expires, and the forum lives on forever in harmon- HA! in your dreams! I wish that @umbra humanus said new page Granted: I travel back in time and change the post thus making it so that you had never done your post thus meaning I had never gone back in time, and changed my post causing a time loop, which rips apart the space-time continuum. I wish that healthy food tasteds good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 05:06 PM Share Posted Sunday at 05:06 PM Granted: They said it but never typed it. I wish you well as the forum is almost gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Sunday at 05:58 PM Share Posted Sunday at 05:58 PM Granted: You wish me well I wish the forums didn't have to go.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Sunday at 05:59 PM Share Posted Sunday at 05:59 PM Granted they dont have to but the powers that can affect it dont know. i wish it wasnt so either 125903232025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted Monday at 05:06 AM Share Posted Monday at 05:06 AM 11 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: Granted they dont have to but the powers that can affect it dont know. i wish it wasnt so either 125903232025 Granted:someone makes a new forum, but you die before you get it I wish @Just Jim would make a sequel to saga of emiko station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Monday at 11:49 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:49 PM Granted, but @Just Jim dies of overworking. I wish I could take away the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted Tuesday at 02:29 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:29 AM Granted. Your nerves are fried. You can’t feel pain. Even if you were on fire. But now you can’t feel touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaghetti kerman Posted Tuesday at 03:19 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 03:19 AM (edited) I wish the crew respawn timer was over 100 hours. Edited Tuesday at 03:19 AM by spaghetti kerman grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 09:21 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:21 AM Granted: That is punishment enough. I wish the grant and wish format hadn't fallen apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy kerman Posted Tuesday at 10:29 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:29 AM I wish for a lollipop shaped like a Honda Civic and flavoured of beef jerky. Granted, the grant-wish format has not fallen apart, but it has been reversed making it considerably harder to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 01:07 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:07 PM Granted: You spend the next week eating your way out from underneath it. I wish I could remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted Tuesday at 10:25 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:25 PM 9 hours ago, ColdJ said: Granted: You spend the next week eating your way out from underneath it. I wish I could remember. Granted, but you remember all of the bad memories, and you have a mental breakdown I wish that the characters from my lucid nightmares had faces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 09:04 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 09:04 PM Granted: Now you can't stop screaming. I wish you forget and stop screaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Wednesday at 11:12 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 11:12 PM Granted: He stops screaming because his vocal cords have been cut, and he forgets everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Thursday at 01:15 AM Share Posted Thursday at 01:15 AM I grant your secret wish, but something invisible and terrible is behind you. I wish not to be in that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted Thursday at 04:59 AM Share Posted Thursday at 04:59 AM (edited) 3 hours ago, ColdJ said: I grant your secret wish, but something invisible and terrible is behind you. I wish not to be in that movie. Granted, but reality is worse I wish that @Royale37 had made a wish Edited Thursday at 05:00 AM by umbra humanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Thursday at 12:22 PM Share Posted Thursday at 12:22 PM Granted: They did but forgot to write it. I wish more positives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy kerman Posted Thursday at 03:16 PM Share Posted Thursday at 03:16 PM Granted, but there are more negatives too. I wish for for a lack of Bulgaria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Thursday at 07:30 PM Share Posted Thursday at 07:30 PM Granted: Lack of Bulgaria comes to stay at your house and eats you out of house and home. I wish for ordered chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Thursday at 10:08 PM Share Posted Thursday at 10:08 PM Granted: we can now reverse entropy i wish that dogs had nine lives instead of cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted yesterday at 12:07 AM Share Posted yesterday at 12:07 AM (edited) 1 hour ago, Royale37 said: Granted: we can now reverse entropy i wish that dogs had nine lives instead of cats Granted: they lick your face off I wish for a wish Edited yesterday at 12:07 AM by umbra humanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Granted: the wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Finally gets granted. Sadly the forum member who wished for it isn't around. I wish to be relaxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, ColdJ said: Granted: the wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Finally gets granted. Sadly the forum member who wished for it isn't around. I wish to be relaxed. Granted: You get so relaxed that you forget to eat or do anything. I wish that windows was a good OS and never lost any files due to bad updates(this is why I switched to Linux) Edited 14 hours ago by umbra humanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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