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Granted: I don’t have to do anything; it already is a good OS

i wish windows 10 wasn’t being discontinued and that I didn’t have to use windows 11

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9 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said:

<you technically do not HAVE to use 11. Im certainly not using it.>
 granted. You get Microhard Doors 25 as your OS.

i wish i wasnt alone and miserable.

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Granted: You now have a hundred door to door salesmen on your porch

I wish that I had started the new page

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1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said:

Granted. You begin cataloguing the door to door salesmen that you summoned to your door.

i wish to know what i dont know

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                                             Granted: but there are some things that you are better off not knowing...

I wish that more things were compatible with Linux

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Granted: They adopt the Microsoft model and now you have no control or say in any updates or changes. But you can run more stuff.

I wish WINE was fully realised.

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17 minutes ago, Royale37 said:

Granted: people under the age of majority can now drink wine

i wish that nasa would get to the moon, already! 

Granted: they crash on the moon

I wish that windows was better with dual booting

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Granted : It boots you out of the system twice, every time you go to start it.

I wish those @#$%&*-+()!"':;/? at Microsoft hadn't strongarmed the Graphics cards makers to stop supporting 8.1

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4 hours ago, AlamoVampire said:

Granted. They force it so GPUs no longer work. At. All.

i wish for a true piece of eight.

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Granted: the piece of eight ears you

I wish that phones still were small, and had headphones auxiliaries so that I did not have to configure Bluetooth...

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For some inexplicable reason, WR 104 begins drifing towards our solar system while pointing it's poles toward it. A few hundred years later it blows it's top and unleashes a GRB upon the system. Earth is caught in the crossfire. Disaster ensues.

I wish the Moon had rings.

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Granted, but a mistake is made and you get peanut butter

i wish for infinite battery life!

no seriously, my powers still out and isnt going to be on until April second, please help me!!

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Granted. Your battery is powered by your own life force which depletes as it goes. (Seriously tho, id suggest investing in a back up generator fueled by natural gas or propane)

i wish i was a shinigami

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23 hours ago, ColdJ said:

Granted: Now you are, you only have their memories, you have no idea of anything else.

I wish for knowledge.

Granted. You now have the knowledge of how to put salad in your pasta

I wish I had an apple filled with worms and maggots(try corrupting this one)

 

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