Royale37 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) Granted: I don’t have to do anything; it already is a good OS i wish windows 10 wasn’t being discontinued and that I didn’t have to use windows 11 edit: new page Edited March 28 by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 <you technically do not HAVE to use 11. Im certainly not using it.> granted. You get Microhard Doors 25 as your OS. i wish i wasnt alone and miserable. 170303282025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 9 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: <you technically do not HAVE to use 11. Im certainly not using it.> granted. You get Microhard Doors 25 as your OS. i wish i wasnt alone and miserable. 170303282025 Granted: You now have a hundred door to door salesmen on your porch I wish that I had started the new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Granted. You begin cataloguing the door to door salesmen that you summoned to your door. i wish to know what i dont know 181203282025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said: Granted. You begin cataloguing the door to door salesmen that you summoned to your door. i wish to know what i dont know 181203282025 Granted: but there are some things that you are better off not knowing... I wish that more things were compatible with Linux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Granted: They adopt the Microsoft model and now you have no control or say in any updates or changes. But you can run more stuff. I wish WINE was fully realised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Granted: people under the age of majority can now drink wine i wish that nasa would get to the moon, already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 17 minutes ago, Royale37 said: Granted: people under the age of majority can now drink wine i wish that nasa would get to the moon, already! Granted: they crash on the moon I wish that windows was better with dual booting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Granted : It boots you out of the system twice, every time you go to start it. I wish those @#$%&*-+()!"':;/? at Microsoft hadn't strongarmed the Graphics cards makers to stop supporting 8.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Granted. They force it so GPUs no longer work. At. All. i wish for a true piece of eight. 102303292025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 (edited) 4 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: Granted. They force it so GPUs no longer work. At. All. i wish for a true piece of eight. 102303292025 Granted: the piece of eight ears you I wish that phones still were small, and had headphones auxiliaries so that I did not have to configure Bluetooth... Edited March 29 by umbra humanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Granted! i wish upon a star. I wish on WR 104. I wish for it to unleash a Gamma Ray Burst. 173303292025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 For some inexplicable reason, WR 104 begins drifing towards our solar system while pointing it's poles toward it. A few hundred years later it blows it's top and unleashes a GRB upon the system. Earth is caught in the crossfire. Disaster ensues. I wish the Moon had rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Granted: earth pulls most of the rings towards it, causing the next mass extinction. i wish that my power was not out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Granted: It stays in and refuses to come out. I wish for one set for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 6 hours ago, ColdJ said: Granted: It stays in and refuses to come out. I wish for one set for all. Granted, but if you step on the legos they kill you I wish to never oversleep my alarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 You lose the ability to sleep. I wish i could get some sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Granted: You get some sleep in your eye. I wish for jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) Granted, but a mistake is made and you get peanut butter i wish for infinite battery life! no seriously, my powers still out and isnt going to be on until April second, please help me!! Edited March 31 by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Granted. Your battery is powered by your own life force which depletes as it goes. (Seriously tho, id suggest investing in a back up generator fueled by natural gas or propane) i wish i was a shinigami 142303312025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Granted: Now you are, you only have their memories, you have no idea of anything else. I wish for knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbra humanus Posted Tuesday at 11:54 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 11:54 PM 23 hours ago, ColdJ said: Granted: Now you are, you only have their memories, you have no idea of anything else. I wish for knowledge. Granted. You now have the knowledge of how to put salad in your pasta I wish I had an apple filled with worms and maggots(try corrupting this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 12:23 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:23 AM Granted. You find yourself staring at Ryuk. he reaches out and hands you this: (i found a picture on the wiki but it refuses to cooperate so heres a page from the manga) I wish to meet misa misa 192304012025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Wednesday at 01:33 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:33 AM Granted, but it’s a cardboard cutout. i wish for no cheats menu in ksp. (I finally have power back, yay!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 02:01 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 02:01 AM Granted ksp uninstalls itself. (yay power! I still suggest the back up generator thing) i wish to become a shinigami 210104012025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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