Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they are all mass drivers that blast kerbals far far away... you soon run out of kerbals, and your space program is shut down

I wish for a speedboat.

Edited June 19, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[RogueMason]

Granted. It's a speedboat alright... a Low-Speedboat. No going fast for you!

I wish for cake. Chocolate cake, no less. Make sure it isn't a lie, too.

[Jones-250]

Wish granted, however it´s infects you with the Andromeda strain.

I wish for a proper f***in computer.

[Sirrobert]

You get an Apple

I wish for great riches

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You are now the richest person in the world, at the cost of your family, friends, and sanity. You've now abandoned them and treated money as your god, and everything that will see you will think that you're already crazy. Oh - and it comes with another price of being a massive spender, spending all of your money to the most useless and expensive things that exist in this world.

I wish for cool.

[POTKC]

Granted. The Sun cools down, and the Earth freezes over because of the lack of thermal energy.

I wish I had my very own working copy of Mir, in the same orbit as it was in real life. And nothing bad happened to it.

[RogueMason]

Granted. You are now stranded aboard your space station with no resupply missions. While you have enough food and water to last, the carbon dioxide levels are slowly rising, ultimately leading to your suffocation, while the station itself remains intact (nothing bad happened to it, but bad things happened to you).

I wish for a cure to this Andromeda strain thingy I contracted from that chocolate cake I ate before.

[Jones-250]

Granted, we hand you the cure in the form of the film from 1971. You watch it and find the cure. Unfortunately you allow the virus (or whatever it is) to spread, causing the organism to devour most of the planet.

I wish for a UNSC destroyer, including means of borading and leaving it. We´ve seen enough tricks regarding subjects stranded in space. Eh?

Edited June 19, 2013 by Jones-250
typo--- see two posts below

[PLB]

Granted, however the entirety of the covenant comes out of slipspace within hours of the arrival of the destroyer.

I wish for the answer to the reason's question of why the things do the things they do during the extreme situation of when the things are exactly somewhere exactly relative to the other things.

[POTKC]

...including means of boading and leaving it.

Granted. The new definition of 'boading' is 'destroying'.

I wish for an assassin to murder the leader of North Korea.

[animalcross]

Granted, but a maniac comes to power and actually succeeds in invading the US.

I wish for the XboxOne/PS4 flame war to stop.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now there is a even bigger one between the Wii U and PC. This war eventually gets so big that Nintendo's secret militia is deployed to finally win the war after massive sales losses.

Now, for PLB's wish: Granted, it is 42. Dont ask why it is 42, it'l take another 10 million years to figure out the real question

And because I got sniped, I granted POTKC's wish too: Granted, but he is immediately replaced by his successor, Kim Jong Ewn. This new leader adopts the exact same policies that Kim Jong Un had, meaning nothing is changed. Ironically this is what would probably actually happen when Kim Jong Un eventually dies

I wish that I had a mainsail jetpack.

Edited June 19, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[POTKC]

Granted, you run out fuel at 20 kilometers.

I wish I could get of my iPad and go to bed, it's 11:20pm for goodness sake!!!

[unWinged]

I wish I could get of my iPad and go to bed, it's 11:20pm for goodness sake!!!

Granted, you got your iPad and go to bed. iPad suddenly turns on, without ability to turn off, it's connected via bluetooth (if it can't do that it's connected via magic )with large speakers by your window and it plays music you hate most... Good luck with your sleep now.

I wish peace on Earth.

[Jones-250]

Granted. However this peaceful state of things is achieved trough total thermonucear/biological/chemical/Jeb-found-the-SRB-warehouse war. Peace is abundant upon earth wich is completely devoid of life.

I wish I´d be human... I have the physical precence, but I think lack the soul to be considered fully human.

[Sirrobert]

Granted. You quickly die and your soul goes to Hell to burn for eternity

I wish power over time

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Granted, only over time in my book makes for a, mmmh, ten? Three seconds?

I wish for a cookie.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it emits a wave of unknown energy that disables all browser cookies from working, making internet usage much harder for you! Mwuahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

I wish that there was a new Indiana Jones spinoff movie called: Indiana Scones and the Quest for the Platinum Waffle.

[Trekkette]

Granted. It also has aliens, and you can't watch it for screaming

I wish for insanity

[Rage097]

Granted. It's monday...IRL

I wish for no more in-jokes

[Trekkette]

Granted. Conversation rapidly becomes boring.

I wish to SIIIIING!

[Rage097]

Granted. you sound like a dying penguin.

I wish for it to be 5:00am tomorrow right now.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but because of this you are unable to receive the important message about how to cheat your death at 5:00 AM tomorrow.

I wish that Binary code was Trinary code, with 0s, 1s, and 2s instead of just 0s and 1s.

[Rage097]

Granted. it's waaaaaaaay more confusing.

I wish for girls

[Trekkette]

Granted. But [iNSERT HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE INNUENDO HERE]

I wish for a less-dirty mind.