Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it will die upon delivery

I wish for a Golden Pug Mansion

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but upon closer inspection it becomes apparent that the pugs that make up the mansion are just spraypainted gold, along with the massive amount of glue sticking all of them together.

I wish that KSP was best game.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but upon closer inspection it becomes apparent that the pugs that make up the mansion are just spraypainted gold, along with the massive amount of glue sticking all of them together.

I wish that KSP was best game.

Granted, but it becomes pirated by lots of fans.

I wish chunky puffs from Ed Edd n Eddy are real

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they are still in 2D, making them crumble to dust as soon as you touch them.

I wish for a slice of ice cream pizza.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but it froze before you could eat it hot.

I wish for gold and silver.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it is invisible and you will have to find it. I left it on Duna for you.

I wish that I had a waffle.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. It's color blue.

I wish for a banana.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted. It's also blue.

I wish that I made my own original movie: Dark Planetoid Rising.

[hedzup456]

Granted; it's based off Twilight.

I wish for KSP to have a framerate of more than 120PS despite having a really bad computer.

[Rainbowtrout]

Ok. It defies physics and blows up the Universe.

I wish for a KSP sitcom that airs every day for all eternity.

[minerman30]

Granted. It's so terrible they cut off the entire channel to make it stop.

I wish for more wishes.

[Rainbowtrout]

Ok, you get blown up for wishing for more wishes

I wish people would stop wishing for more wishes.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but they start wishing for pots of gold.

I wish Agent Kirrim was badass like Jebediah (courtesy of Danny2462)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but Jebidiah gets jealous of his prowess and with the mindset of THER KAN BEE ONLE WON!!1!!1!11!!1!1!!!, he deftly and stealthily assassinates Agent Kirrim with a Mainsail.

I wish for a minecraft block of dirt.

[Rainbowtrout]

Which squashes you.

I wish for a bagel.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it has been left outside for 48285870372747531159265358979 years.

I wish I was God

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[Rainbowtrout]

The power blows you up.

I want to be able to be a pikachu.

[Joil]

Granted, but you can no longer speak english and Jeb thinks you insulted his mother, so he chucks you out of the airlock without a spacesuit.

I wish that I could go to the Moon.

[Mysterious_MrQ]

Granted, but your lack of a space suit means you will slowly suffocate while your spit and blood boil away.

I wish I could've read all the other wishes, which are hilarious.

[Rainbowtrout]

The information is so funny you blow out your laugh box (SpongeBob reference)

I want to be Jeb.

[Mysterious_MrQ]

Granted, you're Jeb on a mission into Kerbol. (the sun)

I wish I could've been more creative with my last wish.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it was so creative that people thought that you were stupid.

I wish i was invisible

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is only when the color neon orange is around you.

I wish for a golden statue in my likeness.

[Mysterious_MrQ]

Granted, but the placement team had put the large gilded statue on an inclined surface, the statue had crushed you.

I wish my friend would join my in this game.

[rodell666]

Wish granted,

All of a sudden your friend was crushed by a boulder while driving to his home to join your game.

I wish that I owned a wild Emu.