Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AletzN1]

...about myself

I wish i could kick anyone elses ass with my mind

Edited August 10, 2013 by AletzN1

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but its only once they have defeated ye.

I wish the ninjaing would stop (srsly gays I'm srs)

[AletzN1]

Granted... SH!T errrr.... Just this time! Haha, i guess...

I wish i had an ocarina of time

[Espresso]

Granted, but you accidentally kill your grandfather whilst travelling back in time, you cease to exist.(Not really possible, but Who Cares)

I wish I didn't have to breathe.

[AletzN1]

Granted. You dont need to, you're dead

I wish the next guy's wish is corrupted (final one, ill stop spamming)

Edited August 10, 2013 by AletzN1

[Kerbface]

You don't, but you don't have to live either.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes and all of them would be answered in the manner I intended them to be in my head, without being corrupted due to insufficient detail, poor phrasing or any other reason.

EDIT: Dernit!

[Espresso]

Granted, but the power overwhelms you and you die..

I wish that I was Invincible.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but only to dangerously fast moving carrots.

I wish for a snipper riffle.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. The firing mechanism ha been welded solid, so you cannot actually fire it.

I wish I had a rocket.

[goldenpeach]

The rocket is made by Jebediah and crash.

(I know,it was an easy corruption)

I wish I could make a rocket(and use it,of course)

[Monkthespy]

Granted. But it works for only 15 milliseconds.

I wish for something to come true.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It isn't on this thread, though

I wish to see the Saturn-V Launches live

[call4dead3]

Granted, but time is sped up, so you can't really experience it.

I wish for Microsoft to fix their new gaming console.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but PS4 is still better.

I wish for KSP 0.22 to come out tomorrow.

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, But It breaks the game in so many ways, that it's unplayable, with the 'Fixed' SAS.

I wish the SAS wasn't broken in so many ways.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. It's still broken at the core.

I wish for a water bottle.

[Espresso]

Granted, but somebody tripped you and it falls down the drain.

I wish there were more weapons mods for KSP.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but all they do is blow up Kerbin whenever you use any of them.

I wish that I had more time on my hands.

[Espresso]

Granted, but you can only spend it on this thread.

I wish Squeegy Mackoy would release his cannon.

[Captain Sierra]

Granted, but they use corrupted mods and crash your KSP.

I wish my failed probe landers would leave new craters XD

[Guest doughbred]

Granted, it left a new crater on your house. That's the last time you can crash it.

I wish I had a pet Synx.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but due to a spelling error you really meant Sphinx, which promptly falls from its placement above your head and crushes you.

I wish for cinnamon rolls.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, made of rolled toilet paper.

I wish for a banana.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is a Gros Michel banana and it quickly dies due to it being infected with Panama disease.

I wish that KSP could solve all of ones problems...

[Ace_Of_Spades]

Granted, but it is a Gros Michel banana and it quickly dies due to it being infected with Panama disease.

I wish that KSP could solve all of ones problems...

Granted but it can never solve your problems

i wish for PI (3.14159) if anyone mentions the life of pi you turn in to a peice of USED Toilet Paper