Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dart980]

Granted, but everybody forgot you a second later.

I wish to have the Space Shuttle Atlantis in my home.

[Rage097]

Granted, It enters your home after taking off inexplicibly. You are now on fire too.

I wish people would make this place as fun as it used to be.

[Rockcoole]

Granted, but to to nostalgia you think it's awful.

I wish for tea because why not.

[Bilfr3d]

Granted, you get the letter T.

I wish for a million jebediah kermans.

[Dart980]

Granted, every Jeb crash a rocket in your face.

I wish EnterElysium already uploaded World War K ep.22

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but it is immediately taken down due to copyright infringement.

I wish Rage097 remembered our arguments! (and many an argument did we have)

[Bilfr3d]

Granted, he remembers your arguments and starts a new argument because of it.

I wish for some chicken flavoured oxidiser

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but i cannot corrupt that due to the fact i was in that part of 3 word story

I wish, for some oxidizer flavored chicken

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted, but your rockets get clogged up with chicken loving people, and your rockets explode because of the pressure.

I wish that space films were realistic, not just space baloney.

[M.Wolfy]

Not Granted, because the makers of movies dramatize things just so they can fool people like in the movie gravity (Gravity isn't realistic, its got a space shuttle in space [which is no longer flown] and the ISS can't get de-orbited just from that thing!)

I wish that in soviet Russia, wish grants you

[Dart980]

Granted, I don't know how to corrupt it.

So...

I wish to corrupt his wish.

[M.Wolfy]

Not granted, because i don't want my wish to be corrupted

I wish you did not wish for that...

[Dart980]

Granted, I wished your death and you didn't corrupted it.

I wish KSP 0.22 without bugs.

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted, but the bug free version is only a 2D flash game.

I wish for Jool landings to be possible.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, all you have to do is beat the kraken boss battle then you will be able to lanf

I wish people would stop corrupting wishes

[Rage097]

Granted. We stop corrupting everyone's wishes but yours.

I wish for my computer to run KSP flawlessly.

[Dart980]

Granted, but 0.22 will make all computers run it without lag and crashes except yours which will crash during first part load.

I wish to be a Kerbal rocket (I know what I'm doing).

[Rage097]

Granted. Jeb flies you into the sun

I wish for MAGIC

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, you fly yourself into the sun.

I wish for 3.75m stock parts.

[Dart980]

Granted, they are bombs that destroy your rockets before you launch them.

I wish a mod that allows Kerbals to carry guns, bazookas...

[CaptainGiblets]

Granted,Jeb kills everyone I wish that Bill became a fish

[Trekkette]

Granted, but then the fish gets eaten by a cat.

I wish my laptop doesn't break anymore

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But you can't replace it either, and it soon becomes too old to do anything fun.

I wish the sites I go to could all be lively.

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but only for 5 seconds.

I wish I had the power to ban in real life.

[Mysterious_MrQ]

Granted, you ban yourself from reality.

I wish I could remember the last time I made a wish.