Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. you remember it and forget to not mix arsenic with your breakfast the next morning.

I wish that Arsenic was detectable by odor

[KC5SDY]

Granted. It now smells like tacos.

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for.

[Rage097]

Granted. you thought to wish to be an AI then be exposed to several paradoxes.

I wish that my hair would stop falling in front of my glasses.

[Monkeh]

Granted. But now you're completely bald for life, not even any eyebrows or lashes.

I wish I wasn't bald.

[Rage097]

Granted. you now look like a gorrila.

I wish people would make wishes that could be corrupted in more complicated ways.

[Mysterious_MrQ]

Granted, but they are too complicated for anyone to understand, and this thread becomes abandoned.

I wish for a pie. (Think creatively! )

[Bilfr3d]

Granted, you get a pie... in the face.

I wish for a big interplanetary spaceship base in orbit around Jool.

[CaptainGiblets]

Granted, the atmosphere pulls you down until you crash I wish for bacon

[rasheed]

Granted, u get bacon (proceeds to put poison in it) BACON IS SERVED TO CAPTAIN. I wish for a wish that makes a wish thta wishes a wish that makes a wish that makes a wish that wishes wishes.

[minerman30]

Granted, the last wish is to render void the rest of them.

I wish for a Mainsail engine, immobile and in my backyard.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but since you dont have no backyard, the shipping co drops it on your roof, which breaks

I wish for hedgehogs to look more like Sonic

[swiftgates24]

Granted, but they all mate with Tails and we get the world's most annoying species.

I wish for a pet hedgehog.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but its spikes (or whatever it is) pokes you so much it kills you

I wish that i had more friends

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, your friends are impaled by hedgehogs.

I wish for a nonlethal hedgehog.

[Rage097]

Granted. It's entirely unleathal and therefore dies since its immune system cannot kill bacteria or viruses.

I wish for a can of coke.

[Idk_a_name]

Granted, but your can of coke is empty

I wish for 10 dollars

Edited September 12, 2013 by Idk_a_name

[Rage097]

Granted. you get a paper cut from them.

I wish that more new people would chill in the Games Forum Like you.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but the person above you HAS 0 POSTS WHAT THE CRAP.

Sorry about that, it's what my screen is telling me! "Posts: 0"

I wish for a more perfect uni... forum.

[Dart980]

Granted, is more perfect in exploding.

I wish to live in a rocket.(Be creative)

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, you live in Nova's Wet Workshop, but it is destroyed by a classic pre-0.21 "End Flight" error.

I wish for career mode in 0.22.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Enjoy not being able to launch successively, as each rocket will now take 6 months to assemble and move in the launchpad. Oh - and don't forget the materials needed to be made before making a part of a rocket.

I wish for ascension to a higher plane of existence.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but you are soon assasinated...

I wish for bacon...

[Rage097]

Granted. it's processed to paste.

I wish Filxxbeatz would stop focusing on his quest to Nirvana.

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted, you take his place.

I wish for more hard drive space.

[ThatDebri]

Granted, but it's filled with virus.

I wish for a trip to the ISS.

Edited September 13, 2013 by ThatDebri
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