Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[goldenpeach]

Granted,but it cost 1000$

I wish I for an affortable KSP t-short that I can buy and wear without dying.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but your run over by a bus before you can wear it

(this is not for reals, i do not wish to be a pony) I wonder if i was(im not) a brony(must see curruptness

[mrrpamplemousse]

Wut?

(wow, US vs Equestria, that would be epic! (like avatar or something))

I wish for a good wall paper

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but it turns into a creepy face and you cant reverse it

You didnt answer my brony thing

(this is not for reals, i do not wish to be a pony) I wonder if i was(im not) a brony(must see curruptness)

[Pigbear]

you know, stop attacking bronys. Please.

[theattackcorgi]

Im not. I have not once said anything to a brony along the lines of i hate bronies. I just said im not one

[mrrpamplemousse]

That's wierd, do this forum has been like this from forever (brony stuffs and sh*t) or did I just started (unintentionaly) a bronyy riot all over the games thread?

I wish to understand the situation (this thread must stay on tracks!)

[Dart980]

Granted but your head explodes.

I wish to have a pet Creeper (Minecraft) (Be creative)

[goldenpeach]

Granted,but your pet run away when he see a cat.

He them explode and make a bridge collapse,you have to pay cor the damages and you have lost your pet.

I wish I could make more science per mission.

[Fox Arcana]

(what is ninja-ing and what are signs of getting ninja-d?)

granted, you gain only 0.01 more science per mission.

I wish threads would not derail so often

[Penguinhero]

granted, but the thread has now transformed from a train to a plane and crashes

I wish to own my cars in GTA online in real life

[Fox Arcana]

granted, they are stolen and the police track them down

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted.

I wish for yellow apples.

[MGUARN]

Granted you die of food poisoning.

I wish that the universe broke because someone tried to not corrupt my wish.

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted. The universe is now broken. Great job

I wish for unending stomach pain.

[aceassasin]

granted, you die a slow and horrible death.

I wish for imaginary numbers

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted, you become imaginary too

i wish for a bucket of baby lotion.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, There's a alien parasit in it

I wish to have plasma weaponery

[Boosterspice]

Granted, they overheat and malfunction

I wish for spoilers to work again

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but only you can see them.

I wish for a magical poptart cat.

[SolarLiner]

His name is Nyan Cat and never stops singing "na-na-na-na-na-nananana-na-na-na-na-na-nanananana"

I wish I could do anything.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but you can never think of some exiting to do

I wish that I was good at KSP.

[Starwhip]

Granted, you become so good at it that the KSP community bans you permanently from ever speaking on the forums again, so that they feel better about their own skills.

I wish that I, for once, could host a [/\/\/\/\/\] multiplayer Minecraft game.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but no one ever joins

I wish that I could at least land on the moon in KSP.

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but now I get jealous of everyone can mun land but me and go on a Hacking spree.

I wish, Gah, I don't know, corrupt something random please?