Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Cby]

Granted, you are a lie and thus cannot eat it.

i wish I could time travel again

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But time travel isn't real

I wish that this wish won't be granted

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Your wish is granted, but it isn't granted, but it is granted, bu- *black hole forms*

I wish I didn't have a serious migraine right now.

[briansun1]

granted instead you die

I wish for it to be sunday morning at 9:00

[vexx32]

Granted, the apocalypse begins now.

I wish for the skies to be torn asunder.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. The skys on Mars are torn asunder

I wish for the SOL system to be destroyed by a giant black hole

[vexx32]

Granted, but you miraculously survive, flung into interstellar space with zero chance of a rescue. You survive for years more, for reasons none know how or why, in eternal pain before you finally die.

I wish for air.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. There's no oxygen in it and you suffocate.

I wish for a saw, but not just any saw, a SEWING SAW!!!!

[vexx32]

(It's not air without oxygen, you uncultured ape!)

Granted, but you saw your leg off with it.

I wish for a magic carpet.

[Dooz]

Granted you get a magic carpet that contains black magic and it flys you into a valcano

I wish for unlimted money

[Skyroguen]

Granted but everything has an infinite price.

I wish for purple.

[toolofdarkness]

granted everything you see is now purple but you now are alergic to purple and spew blood every time you see purple.

i wish for infinite battery life for every one and every thing

[vexx32]

Granted. Touching any metallic object will result in a deadly electric shock.

I wish for wings.

[toolofdarkness]

granted but they only slam you in to the ground

(posted late did we)

i wish for a better styles

[Monkeh]

Granted, but then, you can't get a better Harry Styles, he's already perfect, so nothing happens.

I wish for toast and a large lump of cheddar cheese.

[toolofdarkness]

granted its soggy toast and bad cheddar cheese

i wish for a chunck of non radioactive uranium

[Taki117]

Granted, but its stuck in the earth.

I wish for a better burrito.

[plainawesome]

Granted. But the burrito is so spicy, your mouth is set on fire, literally.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Jimlad 42]

Your laptop is now able to play any game ever, but you can't move it, and it's upside down.

Edit: I wish I could remember to make wished.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but you made a spelling error.

I wish my neighbors would TURN THEIR MUSIC DOWN!!!!!!

[Jimlad 42]

Granted. But their neighbors increase their volume so much that it's even louder than before.

I wish to not be stupid.

[Charlie089]

Granted, but now you can only communicate by twitching your ears, so your newfound intelligence is lost upon the world.

I wish for people to stop making stupid wishes.

[vexx32]

Granted, but as a result all their stupidity is focused and concentrated on you until you are rendered a mindless vegetable.

I wish for GOLD!

[Jimlad 42]

Wish granted King Midas.

I wish for a BILLION DOLLARS!

[vexx32]

Wish granted, King Midas.

I wish for fire.