Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[MGUARN]

Granted there saying that your a steam powered humanoid ,and there little people that operate you ,and there screaming because you took the wrong coal ,and not your special coal you are screwed my good sir.

I wish I was in the island of sodor.

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, you get run over by Season 1 Thomas

I wish We could have MLP Megathread again

[Nemesis24]

Granted, and it immediately gets removed.

I wish for Nicholas Cage

[ThatNoob]

Granted: http://imgur.com/eeqAmPh THats a gif of a Nic Cage printer malfunction spinning.

I wish my profile pic would show up.

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[Starwhip]

Granted. It's not what you expected.

I wish GeoGuessr was easier. (Though that one time I got 0.005 km, or 5 m.)

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but it becomes a Pay2Win.

I wish for the hot choclety

[MGUARN]

granted ,but it not chocolate nor coffee.

I wish the island of sodor was real.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. but there are no trains on it.

i wish i was a unicorn

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. Unicorns don't exist, and now you're one of them.

I wish to not feel the need to rest until we arrive in a land in a faraway city called Brooklyn.

[vexx32]

Granted, but you must then sleep there for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly.

[ThatNoob]

Granted, you fly in the engine of a plane and get pulverized.

I wish i was a hamster

[alacrity]

Granted but you are owned by Richard Geer... good luck.

I wish Jebediah was my best friend

Alacrity

[Nemesis24]

Granted, he takes you on a one way test flight in an experimental spaceplane.

I wish for more wishes.

[Starwhip]

Granted, but because you didn't wish for them, everyone else in the world has unlimited wishes.

I wish I could find out that riddle, if I didn't already.

[minimuffin]

Granted, but you find that someone else found it out first! (I think I may have, actually!)

I wish I had 5 billion dollars to fund space exploration! (And some for me, too)

[quasarrgames]

Granted. You invest $4,999,000,000 in a trip to mars. It explodes horribly on the launchpad, killing the crew. The compensation for their deaths is $2,000,000, leaving you $1,000,000 in debt.

I wish i was the CEO of spacex

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted, but then they go bust.

I wish for Broforce on Steam Early Access.

[minimuffin]

Granted, but you find the game was a scam after buying it and realize it deleted almost everything on your computer.

I wish for the ability to play any game I want, including old games like Majora's Mask. (And all the consoles to run them on)

[vexx32]

Granted, but it's such a worthless game that you never touch it again.

I wish for immunity.

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted, you are immune to all laws. Have fun.

I wish to know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. you also get shot.

I wish i was a wizard

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, trollolo Sarouman.

I wish I had a real hobby

[minimuffin]

You find one, but it is testing the effectiveness of pepper spray

I wish that I had Scott Manley's skills

[Dooz]

Granted you get the skills of a person who cant even launch the game

I wish i had some Pie

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. 3.14159....

I wish for world hunger