Noname117 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted. You can't remove the disguise and are forever forgotten about after you disguise yourself.The spaghetti gods are not happy about my wish not being grantedI wish I was the 5101th poster on this forum page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Granted, but your computer's hard drive is burned from a virus shortly after.I wish that when the next person corrupts my wish, they will tell me a long and detailed story about how they corrupted it. I love stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Granted. You walk to the store. You get hit by a ca(repeat a until story length is achieved)r. (Details here)I wish for my first wish I made on this thread to be granted, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 28, 2013 Author Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted, but you are tragically eaten alive by a giant cactus creature before you get the chance to even recall what it was.I wish people would stop playing havoc with the laws of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish_Savage Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. Now there are no laws of time.I wish my new leafbladed sword arrived sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted it is delivered and wielded by an ninja who kills you with iti wish for my hard drive to deliver sooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. Its snapped in half.I wish that I was immune to all diseases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. You get sucked into a jet engine.I wish I'd stop forgetting to post my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. of course, your now posted wishes all end in you dying through painI wish this wish doesn't get corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. This results in a gamebreaking paradox, so a moderator edits your post to wish for something else and bans you for making a bad wish. I wish it was warm outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. Earths magnetic field shuts down, a massive solar flare happens, and you die in a warm way.I wish tanks were giant chickens that launch gullets out of their beaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted. Fuel tanks, propane tanks, fish tanks, and other tanks for liquid storage become these giant chickens. This starts the Great Chicken War, in which chickens rampage over the world and the army blows them up via airplanes and tanks. The war lasts 3 years, and by the end of it a 3rd of the human population, including you, your family, your friends, and all semi-close acquaintances you have met in real life, are killed. The Earth is now covered in giant chicken feathers and chicken guts. Liquid storage also becomes non-existent, causing shortages in oil and water, along with aquariums.I wish I could tar the Earth after the Great Chicken War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted. But the tar greatly increases the amount of heat absorbed from the sunlight, making earth's surface so hot the tar melts and catches fire. I wish I had a better car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 granted, niko bellec steals it because it's yellow.i wish medic was dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, you get killed by every heavy that ever existed because you made them ineffective.I wish every seagull would turn into a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, every beach is turned into a graveyard marked with SR-71s becuase they cannot support themselves in flight. You monster.I wish for the ability to introduce arbitrary error into Nate Silver's predictions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted, but for each introduced error, you lose one year of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted, nothing happens.I wish for a human-sized hamster ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceassasin Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 granted, you are imprisoned within itI wish I wasn't so bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted, but now you never have even an instant of free time for the remainder of your life.I wish for a fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceassasin Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 granted, its the adoring fan from OblivionI wish I didn't need sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted. You do not sleep and die from exhaustation.I wish every passanger plane would turn into a SSTO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish_Savage Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted. Your plane gets into orbit, but It haven't got any way to de-orbit.I wish that I knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDan122 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted. You find out but die from confusion.I wish I was invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted, you get bored of life, but you can't die.I wish I could have a bit coin mining facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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