Nick7892 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, But the tank suddenly explodes due to a malfunction.I wish for my computer to not be slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, it has burnt out due to sudden overclockingI wish I had never existedNOTE: THAT was not a made-up wish just for this game. I literally do wish I never existed. It is ok for this wish to be corrupted, but please don't make it into a joke. This is clearly not a joke. I have wished for non-existance ever since I was [age removed - here's a hint, it's in the 10s], and have never been able to tell anyone. This is what I actually feel like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. In the resulting parallel universe, your parents didn't get together and you weren't born. Instead they became coworkers in a bioweapons research facility, and through a series of unfortunate accidents created a killer virus that wipes out all of humanity. I wish I had more pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, but your pizza is seized by the couple in the bioweapons research facility, and just so happens to be carrying the killer virus that eventually wipes out all humanity.I wish for a sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. it is lodged in your kidney.I wish for an un-sharpened pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, it is so unsharpened it doesn't existI wish to die (Literally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. You get bitten by a pissed off vampire and die from it- only to wake up a few hours later and learn that you've become the wimpy sparkly kind of vampire instead of the awesome ones that live forever and have logic-defying superpowers. I wish I had a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. It is then mutilated by aliens, and hidden just barely under the ground. You never do locate the source of that smell.I wish for light. In lightbulb form. In an invincible lightbulb. Which doesn't overheat. Or kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, it kills youI wish to kill someone for stealing my money on another game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. You are tried and judged guilty for murder. You will spend the rest of your days in prison. Probably.I wish for cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. It is on fire and burns down your house.I wish I could un-burn burnt cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theattackcorgi Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Ok, but it becomes alive and burns you.I wish for the old fourm posters to come back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick7892 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted they are all in their 90's.I wish for more people to know what KSP is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. They flood the forums and the internet explodes in a blaze of glory, killing millions.I wish that scenario was real. Muahuahua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. Your little charred mudkip body is found among the remains after firefighters put out the fires. The internet is then restarted.I wish that the cyber-bullies are banned from the new internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. Anyone could be a cyberbully, so everyone is banned off the internet.I wish for a bacon sandwich that is incapable of damaging anyone, and that when eaten, the bacon sandwich makes staplers real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classyjakey Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 It kills everyone due to nobody being named anybody.I wish for something that cannot go bad, but can only go good in the best way possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted. I give you a jar of honey. This is a natural product that is incapable of becoming moldy or spoiled, and lasts as long as it is kept free of contaminants. Too bad you don't know that many recipies that can make proper use of it, and have to consume it by scooping it by the spoonful straight from the jar. I wish the next-gen consoles weren't such a hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. Yours are now burning! (I have both, BTW)I wish my dad didn't show me snippets of Sharknado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. He chose to show you the whole movie instead.I wish to be the ruler of a non-nuked world, having the respect of EVERYONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. You get trampled during a speech by your adoring fans.I wish I wasn't a part of the "herd." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwb22101 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, you're dead. I wish my school district did science classes in the proper order (physics, chemistry, then biology) as opposed to the exact wrong order that it is currently in (biology, then chemistry, then physics). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but now everything else is in the wrong order, and you must learn calculus before algebra. Good luck.I wish I could stop staying up so damn late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. You enter a never-ending coma... Where you babble in your sleep constantly about secrets and embarrassing moments.I wish that someone with a Z in their name corrupts my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but X is as close as you're gonna get.I wish for a 3-d printed titanium dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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