Boosterspice Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, but that angers the Martians, who in turn attacks EarthI wish I'd read the forum rules to avoid the wrath of vexx32 (no hard feelings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, but you are now incapable of typing coherently. Everything has its price. I wish the shadows weren't so restless tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFGfreak Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, now the bronies are restless and will stop at nothing to bring back their nine thousand page mega-treads.I wish you hadn't have highlighted this text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Denied; wish invalid; previous corruption also invalid.I wish people wouldn't be so forgetful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted. You are now the only person on Earth who is forgetful, as you prove when you don't highlight the wish and think it isn't there, and grant it so.I wish that I get 800 billion views on a youtube video (This should be easy to corrupt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted. The internet explodes from the traffic.Yo dawg, you know I like wishes, so I'm gonna wish for a wish so I can wish while I wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted. The resulting complexity of meta-wishing clogs all the pipes of the internet and we end up going back to living like it is the 1960s. I wish I had more customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted you run out in inventory, get sued for lack of orders delivered, go bankrupted because of lawsuits, be homeless, eat rice, the dieI with for White rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted. It is made in China, and is thus painted white to look better. You die of lead poisoning after eating it.I wish I learned how to code... enough to make an awesome game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted. It is made in China, and is thus painted white to look better. You die of lead poisoning after eating it.I wish I learned how to code... enough to make an awesome gameGranted, you learn to code well enough to make an awesome game, but your souls sucked out by boojum and hence no game for you..I wish everyone changed their forum settings to 'show new posts first' and maximum number of posts per page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 granted Everyone Forgets about the forum settingsI wish i had a Ipad air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted, that is the only thing you own.I wish that bureaucracy would be more efficient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted. It is now so efficient that a new super-state AI appears out of the combined minds of the bureaucracy (with each brain acting as a single neuron). The massive intelligence of the SSAI is so great that humanity is rendered obsolete and wiped out, leaving only the bureaucracy.The SSAI continues to expand throughout the galaxy, spreading its bureaucrats to over 20 worlds scattered around the local stars. However, disaster strikes! A gamma ray burst completely sterilises a solar system. The resulting disruption to the SSAI causes it to lose coherence, and eventually die.With the SSAI to guide them, the bureaucrats find themselves unable to do anything. Lacking the knowledge to rebuild (all information was stored in the communal mind of the SSAI), they die after a single generation.Humanity is extinct in the universe....I wish that bureaucracy would not be more efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, does "Your wish has damned the souls of half the planet" count as a corruption?I wish to recurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Granted. You have been cursed by the gods.You gain:+1000 All Attributes"Curse People" Greater Power"Tentacles" Ability100% Weakness To MagicGigantic Slime Form (Permanent)"Inflict Disease" Lesser Power"Plague" Ability100% Weakness To Light100% Weakness To FireI wish to get my old community reputation back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but you are immediately banned for suspicously getting that much rep.I wish to be able to spell wish correctly first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Granted. You have been touched by a magical artifact that allows you to spell the word "wish" correctly the next time you write it. Then you are cursed with misspelling every word you write afterwards.I wish that I hadn't written "wish" so many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 17, 2014 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but you can never write anything but the word 'wish' again.I wish I could build an underground library cavern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but anyone who goes in drops their glasses and steps on them.I wish that I could spell all words correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC.STEEL Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 (edited) Granted, but anyone who goes in drops their glasses and steps on them.I wish that I could spell all words correctly.Granted, but you become the most obnoxious grammar n**i in the world. (swear filter kicked in) i wish for something i dont know Edited January 17, 2014 by MC.STEEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 denied due to lack of wishi wish that the internet was troll-free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted. It is now free for trolls, in that trolls don't have to pay.I wish that everyone spoke one language which I also know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted. However, this language is known as gibberish.I wish Skylon was fully functional tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimMartland Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but during R+D Skylon was changed from an SSTO into a kettle maker. Enjoy your kettles.I wish that this wish dosent get granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but since it is granted it's not granted.I wish that gibberish was an understandable language by all beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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