Palladium Corp Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Granted, but I manage to corrupt it anyway.I wish for better programming skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Granted, You use the skills to make a robot (with a gun!) that destroys the world (and everyone on in, including you)I Wish for Some good ol, un-wish-corrupted pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, it's made of non-corrupted wishes. It doesn't taste very good either.I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanaticalFighter Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, you remembered that you wished to remember what you were wishing. (see what I did there? xD)I wish I had a better internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, it's only 0.001 millihertz better.I wish for a Pokemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Granted, but it's Anchurl.You wish for a puppy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Granted. It gets hit by a bus.I wish for a step to dub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Granted, you get some dubstep music.I wish for that server with 4 eight-core processors and 3Tb of RAM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vat21s Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Granted, but it breaks during shipping.I wish for a corrupt wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 granted, you just created a paradox, happy now?I wish for a pokemon THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET IN THE GAMES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classyjakey Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Wish granted. All the pokemons you can get in the game, but they are turned into... wait for it, MAGIKARP!I wish for something uncorruptable and a pile of nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuSouONumero345 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, but it<very original corrupting post goes here>I wish no one was watching me while sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerLoki Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, now nobody will realize when you die in your sleep.I wish I had a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuSouONumero345 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, but you get fat too fast(word playing...) and become corpulent.I wish I knew how to play games, I mean, usually, I don't play a game, not because it is bad, but because I am bad at playing it.-Kennedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 wish granted, you only learn to pong and you unlearn everything else as a resulti wish that i had a chip installed in my brain that connected me to the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinnison Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 wish granted, now everyone can see what you are thinking ALL THE TIMEI wish I could invent a Reactionless engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NQMT Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, but it DOES react to being in an oxygen environment. Badly. It blows up in your face.I wish I was a wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted. Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and....I wish I was a living carbon nanotube macrostructure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted. Because you are simply living, not sapient, sentient, or many other human-like things, you didn't make that post.I wish that the old nicknames I have magically changed to "Tangle". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, everyone's old nicknames have magically been changed to "Tangle".I wish that the first time I skydived, I wouldn't have landed in a forest (ah, if only I had turned a bit right...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted. You turned more right and thus fell into the path of an oncoming truck, then died.I wish for CAKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted. The cake contains a lot of whipped cream. Starwhipped. Therefore highly radioactive. You die horribly.I wish there were no trucks driving on a damn grass airstrip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, they now drive on an asphalt airstrip.I wish for candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, but you only get candy you don't like.I wish for a waterbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Granted, it's a water bed the size of the Atlantic and the watering port is right where your house is. You fall in.I wish I remembered what wishes wished for when they were wish wish-years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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