MaverickSawyer Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Granted, but they fall into the RABIT (Random Access Brain Impulse Triggers) hole, becoming so self-focused, they think themselves to death.I wish that my job gave me 40 hours a week at the same pay rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Granted, but some tax reforms were being made at the time and a cat entered the equation. Yes, this cat.So all your money goes to taxes.I wish trucks didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Granted, but it seems somebody invented these bigger versions of cars than can handle a high load(AKA Trucks).I wish for Frederick to not make a campfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Granted. Frederick decides to make a flamethrower instead to satisfy his inner pyromaniac.I wish THAT cat didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Granted. However, THIS cat does: I wish that ribbons had fire hot babis rkar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Granted, but I really didn't get wtf you just tried to wish so nothing changes.I wish these bigger versions of cars than can handle a high load would be useless and therefore not invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Granted. In their place are small cars that handle a load equivalent to two ounces. Transport is handled by them, and the current year is 19777.Hello, I'm, a, thris. Wish pleuis.d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted, but because i don't understand what you typed, it's ungranted.I wish for my STOL's to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 granted, but they kill jebediah and attract the kraken...I wish for 1337 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted, but teh 1337 don't like you for being a n00b, so they drop a booster on your head.I wish that I could fix the wiring in the dashboard of my car... without breaking the dashboard. (yes, I've tried already. cracked the dashboard in 5 different places. >.< damned 20+ year old plastic...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted. The dashboard simply disappears.I wish I would never get ninja'd in any forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 granted, instead you are attacked by real ninjasi wish i had Jeb level skills of flying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted, but to fit Jeb's brain inside you your head is very, very fragile and you can never fly or ride a craft again.I wish everyone else was worse than me at playing video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted, everyone uses cheats now.I wish I could defeat any ninjas if they attacked me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted, but pirates attack you instead.I wish all hackers became severe alcoholics and died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, but then an alien robot invasion strikes.I wish that meth labs exploded more often. (sorry to all you Breaking Bad fans. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, but they are not using methamphetamine anymore.I wish that the next poster won't live in California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, but California begins a large-scale invasion of the world starting right now.I wish that the Confederated Republic of North-Eastern Brittania didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, but California begins a large-scale invasion of the world starting right now.I wish that the Confederated Republic of North-Eastern Brittania didn't exist.It doesn't exist. Atleast, that's what google says.I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted. NASA no longer exists.I wish for four! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted. You go to China and check in in a hotel room, and there is no Floor 4 (4 is considered unlucky for some).I wish for eight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted. I grab a zero, and put a really tight belt on it.I wish that it wasn't so windy today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, now cars are falling from ~10 km up. At least it isn't windy!I wish for 16 to the 32nd power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted. However, I cannot math, so I'll give you a rotten tuna instead.I wish for the ability to do ALL the things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, but not knowing all your abilities you kill yourself, whilst making a mudkip face.I wish for myself to beat Grima in the EndGame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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