Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[goldenpeach]

The 2th Great Forum Crash happen and you not the 3000th post of this thread anymore.

I wish I could meet jebediah.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. NOW PREPARE URANUS TO DIE A FIERY ROCKETY ROCKETY GIGGITY GIGGITY GRAVITY GRAVITY DEATH!

I wish for yes.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you get a resounding "yes" to your question about whether or not your life will be... confiscated.

[Pugspaceprogram]

43

I wish for a space program dedicated to corgis.

[(An Original Name)]

44. But seriously, it was just a youtube link, is it really that hard to corrupt a wish when you use one? Anyway...

I wish for some MAGIK. (snort snort)

[ThatNoob]

Granted, this magic makes you suicide.

I wish i didn't make that double post.

[nettcod]

Granted. You made a triple post.

I wish my computer was faster.

[tygoo7]

Granted but the screen is just a big blur because its going too fast.

I wish I had a pie right now.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but its a 2 week old unrefrigerated one.

I wish that Jupiter was green.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted. It is now earth-sized Jool.

I wish for time paradox.

[Superkalashnikov]

Granted. Universe disappeared.

I wish i could fly to Mars

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are now allergic to the color red, so when you get there you quickly (and maybe even a little comically) puff up and explode from the overwhelming redness of the martian dust.

I wish that you could brute force your way to FTL speeds.

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but the Brute force tears your ship apart.

I wish that my ship had more Delta-V

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but this is achieved by ejecting the crew capsule from the ship, decreasing it's mass.

I wish for a steampunk computer.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but this is achieved by ejecting the crew capsule from the ship, decreasing it's mass.

I wish for a steampunk computer.

Granted. The steampunkiness (that's not even a word) is too overwhelming and your computer explodes.

I wish for sandwich.

[nettcod]

Granted, but it contains arsenic and you die from the poison.

I wish I was the richest person in the world.

[Whirligig Girl]

Granted, but the way you do this is by money being created on the spot, ruining the economy for everyone including you.

[ThatNoob]

Not Granted, because there's no wish!

I wish i had a copy of Kerpal Spooce Prokram

[Fox Arcana]

granted, you get a game called Serbal Kace Gropram.

I wish to dominate the world

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the world in this instance is defined by globe with the words: WOïLD crudely drawn on it.

˙ʇxÇÂʇ uÊÂop ÇÂpısdn ÇÂɥʇ pÉÂÇÂɹ uÉÂɆÇÂןdoÇÂd ʇÉÂɥʇ É¥sıʠI

[nettcod]

Granted, but now they can read only upside down text.

I wish I had my own working Apollo spacecraft.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but theres no fuel.

I wish I had the gun from Portal.

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but the first thing you do is open a portal to the Moon, which promptly sucks you in, asphyxiates you, and closes the portal.

I wish the SLS was launching !

[Skyrunner27]

Granted...but it is only a model

I wish the Apollo program continued.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it continued using the old capsules over and over until all of them break apart at the exact same time somehow.

I wish that the lunar "seas" (the big dark spots on the moon where lava once flowed) were actually seas.