Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Penguinhero]

Granted but he changes the mod to one about crashing your game

I wish for a pet penguin

FYI I own a Mac

[Bioman222]

Granted. It murders you and takes over the world.

I wish for the .22 update!

[Benzschwagel]

Wish granted, it causes KSP to CTD 0.22 seconds after launch until 0.22.1, but then the company tanks.

I wish Unity would make a 64-bit version.

[Penguinhero]

Granted but it cost $100,000,000

I wish for a broken computer

[Galacticruler]

Granted, but it turns to dust, which promptly comes to life and infects another PC nearby, thus starting the PC eating dust-virus. EDIT: I wish for someone to post in the thread right below this.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you start a paradox-(The universe rips apart, then implodes)

I wish for MOAR POWAR

[Mysterious_MrQ]

Granted, you gain so much energy, the world's electricity grid goes down. You are then hooked up to massive transformers, and become Earth's future clean energy source. For eternity.

[Bilfr3d]

You made no extra wish, Mysterious_MrQ. Anyways,

I wish for ultra-light fuel that can take me to Jool with one fuel tank.

[Sir_Tramalot]

You get to Jool, your 1 tank empties, and you get sucked in because you did not circularize and get destroyed by the pressure.

I wish for an anomaly finding super-vehicle.

[mbvanities]

Granted, but you find an anomaly, get sucked into it and come out the other side as Jebs play thing.

I wish for someone to make a rectangular bay you can build a ship around for rover recovery.

[Yuriski]

Granted, however I know that you are lying, so I have corrupted it by posting.

I wish for something bad to happen to me.

[M.Wolfy]

Not granted, because having your wish not granted is a bad enough thing to happen.

I wish people would stop wishing

[OdinYggd]

That could be arranged, but the forum would soon boil over because people would have nowhere to deposit their wishes.

I wish I had more wine.

[Bioman222]

Granted. You're now very drunk.

I wish for a life.

[War Eagle 1]

Granted it comes from a toddler complaining about not getting a toy at walmart.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weenier.

[TheHockeyPlayer]

Granted, but you are soon grilled and eaten.

I wish I had a nice new hockey stick.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but you are unable to use it due to its extreme weight. ("Mass!" says Gene Kerman)

I wish to stop procrastinating and get an imgur account already.

[Rofl47]

I wish i had a girlfriend Gets a total bitch!

[Bioman222]

Granted, but because you didn't grant the above person's wish, you are brutally murdered instead.

I wish people would stop being jerks.

[mbvanities]

Granted, but now you’re the only jerk left in the world and everybody hates you.

i wish i wasn't so funny....

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but you tire of boredom (department of redundancy department) and become funny again.

I wish for wit.

[KC5SDY]

Granted but, your wit is so dry, you become the old weird dude down the street.

I wish I would stop playing KSP so much and get some sleep for once.

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted, but you ever go on the forum, so you never wished, so nothing happens. Then Jeb crashes a rocket into your house.

[M.Wolfy]

Not granted, because you didn't have a wish

I wish the N1 worked

[Omicron314]

Granted. The Soviets got to the Moon before the USA did, thus leading all nations to adopt Stalin-type communism.

I wish people would stop fawning over famous people and athletes, and start fawning over scientists, mathematicians, aerospace engineers, and the space program.