baconmonster123 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Granted, but the fire burned the inside of your throght and you slowly starve to death from starvation.I wish for it to rain bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbowyer28 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Granted but the bacon is covered with Corrosive Acid.I Wish to be Derpy Hooves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Granted, but you get picked up on the street by the police and get taken to a ranch that sells you to a guy who's secretly into bestiality.I wish for a very own mini-SRB that I can pet and care for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aescwulf Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Granted but your strapped to the end and it takes you into orbit and well you don't live I wish I was immortal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustwinfull Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Granted, but you have an old and crippled body that has to lie in bed all today and can't move.I wish I could go to space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festivefire Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 granted, but without an EVA suit, your blood boils inside you and you asphyxiate.I wish i had a space resistant bulldog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramipro Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Granted, but your bulldog becomes an astronaut , subsequently destroying your lifetime dream.I wish I could eat cookies without actually eating them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustwinfull Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Granted, but since the wish is nonsense you are subjected to GLADOS' deadly pools of acid filled with cookies at the bottom.I wish that NASA would get a better budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festivefire Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Granted but they spend it on a rover that crash lands, wasting all the moneyi wish docking was implemented in ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Granted, there is a mod, but its not user friendly.I wish for a planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but it happens to be orbiting a black hole just outside the event horizon.I wish for a hug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festivefire Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but the hugger has spiky arms.I wish for a Dr pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucidLemon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but he forged his medical licenseI wish that I had a supercomputer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crater Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but it flies off to save the world from some impending disaster (with its underpants on outside its trousers)I wish that I had a PUPPY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucidLemon Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It shows up in a sealed container.I wish I had a stationary supercomputer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crater Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You got it, but the coolant is also stationary....I wish I had some scissors to open this sealed container! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramipro Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but you cut your hand trying to get into the containerI wish I had a good wish to wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but you have to think of it yourself. I wish for the Death Star to orbit kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustwinfull Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but is blows Kerbin to pieces and goes on to blow up Duna as well.I wish for a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but you can never own another computer, and it is only just faster than your current one.i wish for cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but it is filled with dead kerbanoughts (think I spelled that right)I wish for the secrets to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustwinfull Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but you find that there are no secrets to life so you have wasted your wish.I wish to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whptheenah Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Granted, but this means you now have embarrassing fluffy wings sticking out of your back.I wish I was the President of the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Granted, Mr. Breen.I wish for it to be 1952, and always be that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chad444 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Granted, but 1952 is a leap year and you live in a universe where the number 29 causes a black holeI wish for a ksp mod which adds MOAR BOOSTERS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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