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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted, but it instantly breaks the entire universe due to sheer awesomeness.

I wish for MORE LIQUID FUEL!

Granted, but it is bio fuel, fresh from the manure farm.

I wish I could decide what parts I want for my new computer

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Granted, but you just corrupted yourself.

I wish for a game that i can play for more than a year without getting bored.

Granted, but you play so much that your eyes fall out.

I wish for a piece of chicken.

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Granted, it is now habitable for non-carbon based lifeforms.

I wish for there to be an affordable cake that comes with no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, or anything which can bring on negative health issues, while still retaining all of the frosting and bread and sugar with the same great taste.

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Granted, but you never wake up... ever.

i wish for the best headphone which have the greatest sound quality of all time, are indestructible (nuclear blast tested) and impossible to be stolen from me. i have 18 guards within 30 meters of them at all time, and they will never attack me, even at my own request. they will all take a bullet for me. if one dies, it is imediately replaced, with literally 1000\'s of people waiting in the wings ( about 10 meters away)

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Granted, but then someone teleports you back in range. =P Remote teleport.

I wish for a life support system that can withstand everything up to and including the end of time.

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