vexx32 Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Granted, but they start breathing helium and subsequently die just after sunrise.I wish for 0.15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 You have a buggy, incomplete .15 test version now.And because you are not supposed to have it, your store acc is deleted and you have to pay $500 to Squad.I wish for being almost perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Granted, but your only flaw is something so terrible it makes you want to jump off a cliff.I wish for fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja possum32 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Granted, you fall off worlds tallest slide and dieI wish for a cheese burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Granted. The cheeseburger is, however, made of solid arsenic buns and a small grating of stilton.I wish to be all powerful in every way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Granted... but God decides to eliminate you because you get too powerful.I wish for cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Granted. You have feces-chip cookies.I wish for wealth, fame and for glory to shine on my name. I also want love I can posess and for God and his angels to bless me.((geddit?)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 Granted, but it\'s just a dream.I wish for paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Granted, its lead paint.I wish I was in possession of a pie flavored pie, in order to create infinite pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkthespy Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 You get a crumb of a pie, as you didn\'t specify how much pie.I want an uncorruptible wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 You failed to wish, therefore not granted.I wish people would actually wish for wishes that were worth wishing for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charzy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, but all the wishes are wishes that cause you to be in horrible, horrible pain forever.I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyercam Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I wish... My hand would heal HOWEVER:It will be made of jelly and it will be floppyGood enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 It seems you don\'t read the rules... is it just my threads? Cahrzy:Granted, but you scare the life out of Jeb with an explosion.I wish I would hit the next person with the sharp side of a tuna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cswartz9 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but I pull out an SMG and kill you afterwards.I wish that this wish will be a wish that will not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but you are callously murdered for attempting to circumvent the inevitable corruption.I wish I had a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalous_Matter Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but I slap you with it.I wish for bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imandreas Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I grant it, but you get fat from eating it (It is a brand of chocolate)I wish that my computer could run KSP (it is PowerPC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, But now youre computer has a virus.I wish my joystick would work again :\'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but it is possessed and doesn\'t always do what you want it to.I wish for a cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sss Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but the cup is so big it eats you alive.I wish for a puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but it eats you alive.I wish for a tiger cub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalous_Matter Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but when it grows up you release it, and then a year later you come back to where you released it, expecting one of those 'happy reunion' type-things that happens in movies about animals. The tiger runs up to you, and you open your arms to hug it... And then it mauls you to death and eats your carcass.I wish for more wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but your wishes are constrained to those that inflict harm upon yourself.I wish for a sadistic genie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richy teh space man Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, he turns you into a lampI wish I could go into space for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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