briansun1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 ah granted but the spam evolvesI wish for countinous mod line post thing the the one before I posted... I hate ninjas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, to both of you, but the wishes get mixed up and you both start to drown in a neverending flow of pennies coming from your computer monitors.I wish I had a claymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, it's just a toyI wish for less tensions between you and us(Are you gonna send the elite squad or something, there's mods everywhere! bail out!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but we have to be mean sometimes anyway, because the universe is weird like that.I wish for a working teleportation pentacle.(Yeah, you should see what we did to the google pics thread before we had to lock it. That was fun.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted. But the first time you use it, it sends the upper half of your body to your supermarket, while the lower half of you ends up in the hospital. And nobody knows where the other half is, making it impossible to get you back together in time. I wish my router wouldn't cut out whenever it feels like. (The elites are right here. Blue named moderator = team leader / senior global moderator.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 you wish for a what?... anyway granted but due to the confussedness of the giver they give you a live nuke insteadI wish for an uber idiot proof thread that evolves faster than the idiotninjas...ninjas everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but the thread gains sentience and dominates mankind.I wish I had some more chips.(Oh, you're such a show-off, Odin)[[Realizes the OP was before the forum move, goes to change and fix its formatting.]] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 granted but there blue chips that flop(op is till broken)I wish for a uber evolved thread that take over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but it settles for dominion over just your mind.I wish people would be a little more creative with their wishes.[[OP FIXED]] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted. But then everyone resorts to metawishes due to lack of imagination.I wish you guys would make wishes that were actually challenging to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 granted but rule 1... Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.')I wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but then the thread dies because they're so challenging that no one can think of what to post next.Eek, ninja'd! Erm... Granted, but then the entire universe falls into a black hole.I wish my homework wasn't due in a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 granted...it's due now...I wish I didn't have to resort to "..." everytime I'm to lazy to form a compleat sentance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted. EDIT: Ellipses are now banned by the grammar police. (Man you guys are fast.)I wish I had my own private tropical island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but the trees grow taller as you approach the island, and you think you may be seeing teeth in the midst of their branches.I wish I was a book.(Odin, the point of the thread is not to make a wish that's hard to crack; it's to be creative in corrupting it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 granted it's that smelly old text book in the back of the room that no one has touched in agesI wish for 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted; a wooden pair of numbers fall onto your head, killing you instantly. Thinking this amusing, your family engraves the two numbers onto your gravestone: ("4 2")I wish I had pyrokinesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted. You get the power, but no control. Also, you work in a munitions factory; have fun!I wish I could see the Great Wall of China from space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, you accidentally set your self on fire, the last thing you say is "oh no, not again"I wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted; your eyes are permanently ten feet from the Great Wall, regardless of where your body is. This creates a strong attractive force when you move too far from them, and you end up pulling the entire ISS down onto the Great Wall itself.I wish I could see as well as an eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted. It soon drives you nuts because you can see things that most people can't and they all think you've gone mad. I wish I was a better pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted; you're now markedly better at lithobraking.I wish I could make other people insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted.You make yourself insane.I wish no one would corrupt this wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but that breaks the purpose of the thread. Thus you have created a paradox, and the world divides by zero and eats itself.I wish that I had more wishes than just one wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, but that is against the rules and you are dumped in a vat of chlorine trifluoride.I wish for and unlimited supply of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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