Shna_na Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but you are the only one on the planet other than 1 other who is on the other side of the planet. This other marsman heads east to try to reach you, but you also head east to try to reach them. You never find each other, and the other marsman dies before you find them. You continue to head east, and eventually come across the body. You realise that you wasted the past 35 years of your life, and give up. You bury yourself in the CO2 snow at the north pole and slowly freeze to death.I wish the weather would always be perfect within a 10km radius of me everytime I leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but since there is no such thing as perfect weather your wish doesn't get granted.I wish i could ace all things that had to do with school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted but its perfect weather for tornadoes and hurricanes and earthquakes.I wish the next person who posts has only 1 post..edit : ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but my wish being granted twice causes a paradox that suddenly makes my post count go down to 1 for the purposes of this wish but the side effect is that it causes a tear in the space-time continuum to open outside your front door.ThatNoob, your wish is also granted but because you get the grades without the actual knowledge to prove it, your future career prospects are shattered as you can't live up to expectations.I wish my wishes wouldn't get ninja'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but a paradox that happens every 100 years causes it to get ninja'd anyways.I wish to pilot a Saturn-V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexiSilva Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but you've been given no experience and crash it.I wish for one dollar fresh from the US treasury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but your accused of stolen property, thrown in jail, and the dollar is taken back.I wish to be a kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 granted, you appear in Danny2462's save file for youtube.... and spawn with a low courage level and high stupidity value meaning you have a very, very, very scary and dangerous time...I wish the person below me would corrupt the person above me's, wish instead of mine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but because of the nature of the thread the person below you grants only the first part of the wish: granted, but you are not suited to Earth's slightly different atmosphere and your lungs collapse. Sorry.I wish the game had stock fairings, been waiting on them for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 granted the stock fairings are not sized correctly due to impatient playersi wish i can update KSP with the ARM update right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Granted, but it's unfinished due to impatient players I wish SQUAD would add another gas giant that had rings sometime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 granted, it has intense gravity and the rings can make contact with the rocketi wish for an unusual team captain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Granted, you receive Oliver Wood, captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Unfortunately, as the story took place in the '90s, he is now about thirty years old and past his flying prime.I wish I could own a magic wand that really worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Granted, it backfires and you are blinded forever.I wish that I could be as funny as Danny2462 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Granted, but there was another user names Danny2462, and he wasnt funny at all. you are now as funny as him.i wish Messing around with KSP 7 would come out soon (if it already has my bad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Granted but you die before it comes out.I wish that 0.24 would come out today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Granted. It is not finished. I wish for fish. So many fish. All the fish. Fishy fish!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Granted. You get the fish that swims up your urinary tract and kills you.I want a grappling hook for jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted. You suffocate in the pile of fish.I wish for flying stairs (it's a PUN!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted. You get staring flies. (thanks for the fish pile) And Jeb gets his grappling hook. He promptly fires it at you. (THANKS FOR THE FREAKING MURDERFISH)I wish for antibutterflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, but I became momentarily hard of hearing, so I instead give you some Anti-Buttered Fries. They're healthy, at least!I wish my KSP would STOP EFFING SCREWING UP as I'm trying to record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, KSP screws up every other time and your recording software dies, meaning... NO RECORDING.I wish that Orion's HGR SoyJuice IVA came out right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, but it breaks your game and corrupts your saves.I wish for a pair of Long Fall Boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted, but in order to obtain full use of them, you must complete a full testing course.I wish that my wardrobe had access to Narnia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BagelRabbit Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Granted. You're promptly eaten by Aslan, who views you an intruder.I wish that I had a ticket on SpaceShipTwo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.