Shna_na Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but it's a huge, lumbering beast that takes 10 minutes to reach 5 degrees of rotation.I wish I was less bothered about time warping for more than a few in-game days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) Granted. You download a ship file but when you try to open it in the VAB you discover not only it's not compatible with your game version, but it corrupts your entire game, your computer and you, that is now a corrupted minion of the corrupted evil bad and ultimately not good forces of Kerbin. Why it keeps happening to meeee, whyyyyy????Granted. you are less bothered about it. It doesn't mean that it actually is harmless, in fact you lost one entire fleet of pointless kerbal ships doe to a long timewarp. Twice.I wish for the corrupted evil bad and ultimately not good forces of Kerbin to actually exist. Edited May 4, 2014 by BadLeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but they defect to the good side.I wish for my epic new one-terabyte computer to be even more awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Now it's the most awesome and powerfull computer of the world that got lava grade hot coffee spilled on.I wish a fish dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) Granted. You get an absolutely useless dish fish.I wish for endless wings! Edited May 4, 2014 by ExplodingRocketShips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Your endless wings terrorize the world and the waitress. Also you fall into a bottomless drink.I wish for bottomless drinks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, due to the violation in conservation of mass, the drinks become black holes that consume the universei wish that i could upload myself into a network of sentient machines controlled by aliens on the other side of the univers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 ...I wish ppl wouldn't forget to make a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. It's boring because nobody gets to invent a phrase for the blank posts.I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 The wishmaking fairy thinks you're some sort of scammer and bops you on the head. You appear on Bop.I wish that human zygotes genetically modified themselves (fairy magic) such that they are more suited to the human society, and if no such human society exists then for this wish to wink out of existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Human babies now are born in full suits, ready to be enslaved by boring jobs.I wish space race never ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Russia falls over, exhausted, in the middle of the race in space. 'Murica speaks some nonsense about healthcare and unemployment issues and goes home, which leaves China and North Korea.I wish the Wishmaking Tangle would come back to grant my hsiw."Tommorow when the War Began" "gives me hope" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. The war began yesterday, though, and it really doesn't give you hope.I wish for the quadruple erbles. Also trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. You are run over by a train. Four times. And then eaten by the metaphysical entity known as an "Erbles", which causes you to relive all the pain of your entire life again -- four times.I wish I could walk on the wind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, you walk into a tornado.I want a new 747. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but it's Clipper Maid of the Seas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103) which exploded in 1988, so you get a pile of debris.I wish for a new A380 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A380) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, however the Wishmaking Fairy charges you $4,000 every day for "jet fuel expenses".I wish the Interstellar Mod reduced the amount of lag the KW Rocketry mod made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 As you wish. But the interstellar mod now generates the lag instead of KW rocketry.I wish to be a CEO of an evil corporation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Due to the end of American society as we know it, your evil corporation suffers indescribably huge losses and you go in debt.I wish that having lag was more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) Granted, but they die immediately after they're born. (Sad? I know...) Also your wish becomes invalid as the wish fairy dislikes genetic modification. You've got to be kidding me.Granted, but you die of laughter after building a station with over 21,637 parts.I wish I had the Kraken as a pet. Edited May 4, 2014 by Mrsupersonic8 Page lag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but it pulls a Russian Reversal and now Kraken tames you!I wish for girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. The reversal is still active, and you get no girlfriend!I wish that friendzone didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Now she's NOT EVEN your friend, she just despises you for being a coward when it comes to deal with girls.I wish all fast-food chains were closed for feeding humans crap things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. They stay open because I like five guys.I wish that THE WHOLE WORLD COULD EMBRACE THE AWESOMENESS OF FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. The hands that grow on the world accidentally squish all the mankind while trying to embrace it.I wish there was no stupid people in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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