Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[suclearnub]

Granted, but you die of exhaustion.

I wish my computer was faster

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted, your computer accelerates to 30m/s in the car of the person who stole it.

I wish my computer was newer.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted, your wish is simply corrupted to the point you don't get the notice to use it

i wish more corruption

Edited June 4, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
here we go appollo ;)

[cziken20]

Granted.

...

What? Ah sorry also have to corrupt it... Granted. but there is much more of it than you would expect and people die because of it.

[Shna_na]

Granted. The wish granting Kerman walks up to you and tapes a piece of paper to your head that says simply "Dat Wish Doe".

I wish these corruptions were more creative.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. The corruptions create an avalanche of artwork pieces that fill your living space.

I wish more people were interested in space exploration.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. We send so many ships into space that the Kessler Effect happens.

I wish I was better at Crusader Kings 2.

[Vaporo]

Granted. However, the game is no longer any fun.

I wish to be able to eat as much bacon as I want without gaining wait or getting high cholesterol.

[Overfloater]

Granted: after one kilogram of bacon you now think it's disgusting - for the rest of your life.

I wish I was less lazy about making uToob videos.

[InterCity]

Granted. You make tons of vids - but no one ever watches them, because google deletes them.

I wish I was Corvo Attano.

[Floppster]

Granted, but I don't know who that is so you become George Costanza instead.

I wish for more pi-based novels or stories.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, usable space is no more because of infinite decimals.

I wish for no more pi.

[Helix935]

granted, the universe ceases to existed due to the lack of pi

i wish that i had a job

[Floppster]

Granted, you are Mike Rowe's partner.

I wish that it doesn't rain today.

[cziken20]

Granted. Now it snows and temperature is -80 degrees celsius.

I wish for temperate temperature.

[Rainbowtrout]

Venus Temperate? Sure!

I wish for 10 millimetres of rain.

[Science-Recon]

Granted, but you accidentally put 'MM' instead of 'mm' so you get 10 megametres of rain; Fun!

I wish for... IMMORTALITY! *Evil laugh*

[Rainbowtrout]

You outlast everyone, become bored of life and fold into fetal position.

I wish for an explosion to be centred on the next poster.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. However, I am immortal.

I wish for this evil British Mudkip do disappear.

[Prof. Endwalker]

The Evil British Mudkip disappears from existence and, using the Law of Conservation, with the destruction of matter the entire multiverse ends.

I wish for my parents back. (I do have parents, who are alive, so this is just a joke.)

[Science-Recon]

Granted. They are zombies. (They did come back from the dead.)

I wish of the mudkip imposter to be disappeared (?) by the real mudkip.

[Guest]

Nope.

I wish all the electricity on the planet suddenly stops. (I'm using reverse psychology)

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. Reverse psychology doesn't work on Mudkipz.

I wish for m0ar wattah tiepz.

[Tery215]

Granted. Fire no longer exists due to the lack of electrons around molecules and atoms to COwater types inhabiting intermolecular space, but water types are now seltzer types. You die in a searing pile of protons.

I wish that the mushroom islands in minecraft could spawn with Corruption and Crimson instead of mushroom, each of the 3 with a 1/3rd chance of inhabiting a given mushroom island.

Edited June 5, 2014 by Tery215

[MC.STEEL]

Granted,but they have nasty beasties that are impossible to kill and the corruption/crimson spreads at ludicrous rates (oh and also it makes the game 2d, so gg).

I wish for the next guy to corrupt this wish in a clever way.